Lame Pictogram

nine, twenty, nineteen, one, twelve, one, thirteen, five, sixteen, nine, three, twenty, fifteen, seven, eighteen, one, thirteen, four, twenty-one, eight.

Unless you have a death wish...

Unless you have a death wish, this plan is ridiculous on at least 3, maybe 4 levels. That much gasoline packed into a small place is an accident waiting to happen. The lit stick of dynamite doesn't make it better.

Sir...

Sir it's a felony to berate the coffee machine. Sir it's a illegal to taze the cash register. Sir I'm an 8th degree black belt it'd foolish to threaten me.

Trophy

He told me to win the trophy, I'll get that trophy even if it means I must commit crimes against nature itself! Either that or I'm out of a job.

Million Dollars

OK so yeah I blew a million dollars on gumballs, so what! Now we'll never need to buy gum again. Hey you're the one who said buy whatever you want.

DJ That Never Ends

Need someone to DJ your party or social gathering? I'm your man! My specialty is "The Song that Never Ends." My going rate is $15 an hour, and $50 upfront.