An Introduction

Hello dear readers, I am Louis Rose and welcome to the House of 30 Leaves. This blog is my outlet to release my short stories to the world, and as such you can expect a stream of consistent, quality content from here on out.
I originally created this blog to collect my thirty word short stories, hence the title. However, I've drifted away from those in the past few years. I've moved on to flash fiction and other short stories of varying lengths.
A short story will be posted every Tuesday and Thursday. These stories will be of varying lengths, from under 500 to over 1,000, and will usually fall under the genres of fantasy and science fiction. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays are reserved for the occasional bonus post, usually something weird, short and silly.
I will being posting stories this Tuesday, the 12th of June, and will continue forward with minimal brakes.
So until then, never stop writing, never stop creating.

Lame Pictogram

nine, twenty, nineteen, one, twelve, one, thirteen, five, sixteen, nine, three, twenty, fifteen, seven, eighteen, one, thirteen, four, twenty-one, eight.

Unless you have a death wish...

Unless you have a death wish, this plan is ridiculous on at least 3, maybe 4 levels. That much gasoline packed into a small place is an accident waiting to happen. The lit stick of dynamite doesn't make it better.

Sir...

Sir it's a felony to berate the coffee machine. Sir it's a illegal to taze the cash register. Sir I'm an 8th degree black belt it'd foolish to threaten me.

Trophy

He told me to win the trophy, I'll get that trophy even if it means I must commit crimes against nature itself! Either that or I'm out of a job.

Million Dollars

OK so yeah I blew a million dollars on gumballs, so what! Now we'll never need to buy gum again. Hey you're the one who said buy whatever you want.

DJ That Never Ends

Need someone to DJ your party or social gathering? I'm your man! My specialty is "The Song that Never Ends." My going rate is $15 an hour, and $50 upfront.