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Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Maid In Fantasy: Chapter X - Engineered Instanity Part 2

Chapter I|II|III|IV|V|VI|VII|VIII|IX|X|Setting

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           In a possible future, in a world not unlike our own, one single kingdom rose as the dominant and only power. It was an ethereal realm with castles made of gemstone and technology so great it was indiscernible from magic. A land where humanity had advanced so far that to live in comfort and excess was the standard, and a life of hard labor and servitude was a rarity. It was known as the kingdom of Celene.

           To be a worker or servant in this kingdom was a special privilege. They were the 1% who slaved their lives away so others may prosper. Alas, to be a worker was not a simple choice but a burden granted at birth. As in our time, where to be noble meant to be part of a family lineage, in this kingdom, a worker was a sort of birthright. Grand worker families spread their branches across the domain. To be born in one meant a life of hard work and labor, no matter your personal opinion.

           However, their best and brightest were chosen for the highest of honors. To be personal servants for the eternal royal family that ruled this ethereal kingdom. Among those best and brightest exists one family. For generations, that family has held the grandest honor of being the only ones allowed to attend the Queen and her daughters. However, such an exclusive honor can create odd results in exceptional circumstances. Such abnormal results greatly influenced the life of the young woman Serena Diane. Suddenly thrust from her life as an average girl into one as the personal maid to the kingdom’s youngest princess. Such a life should be one of poise, elegance, and formality. Alas, Serena is not so lucky, as the Queen, princesses, and high nobles are anything but…     

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           Previously on Maid in Fantasy: A simple scientific demonstration held within the palace and headed by the kingdom’s lead scientist, Lady Herme, showcasing the newly invented Graviton Ray went horribly wrong within a half-hour. The gravity manipulating device worked perfectly safe until its beam accidentally struck a wall, altering the gravity of the palace itself. The whole auditorium was thrust into a state similar to zero gravity, causing all the gathered nobles and servants to float into the air. All attempts to calm the crowd failed as everyone erupted into panicked screams.

           How will Serena and Orion save the princesses from this mess? And who are those two jerks in the corner who’ve been sneering at them since this morning? Does anyone in this story actually know how gravity works? And what is the Queen having for dinner tonight? Most of these questions will be answered today on Maid In Fantasy.

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           Orion had attentively followed the entire demonstration, as it was rare that he had an opportunity to dive so deeply into the sciences. Just when it was getting to the good part, the Graviton Ray had to misfire, and now he was floating a good half-meter above the ground. Amid the screaming and panic, the young butler moved on instinct and grabbed Princess Atlanta’s hand. He tried to pull her back to the ground but quickly realized that zero gravity didn’t work that way. Instead, he settled for pulling her closer to himself to ensure her safety.

           “Orion, Aphros, do something, anything!” The first princess cried. The feeling of weightlessness had clearly disturbed her. At the same time, Serena was grappling with Irene, but the young princess was delighted by the sudden shift in gravity and tried to “swim” through the air.

           “Don’t worry, once Herme gets ahold of the controls,” Aphros tried to assure. A wave of anxiety flooded over Orion as his danger sense alerted him to Lady Herme’s actions. The scientist was still fumbling with her gravity device while still trying to assert that everything was under control. Alas, the woman was slowly floating away from the control panel and only managed to fumble it again. Another beam shot out of the Graviton Ray, striking the wall, and Orion felt the center of gravity shift again.

           “Everything will be fi-” Lady Herme exclaimed right before the shift caused her to slam her head against the device, knocking her out. The limp body of the scientist floated up while her assistants scrambled to help her to no avail. Their bodies were pulled away to the now unknown center of gravity.

           “Change of plans,” Aphros’s demeanor shifted. “Serena, Orion, take the princesses and shepherd all the guests out to somewhere with a lower ceiling. Atlanta, put on your best authority voice and get the people to follow you. I’ll go help Herme.”

           “How will you-?” Serena began to ask before Lady Aphros pulled out a coiled-up chain. The yellow and gold jeweled item unfolded like a whip, gliding through the noble’s hand like silk. With a flick of the wrist, the chain flew through the air, unaffected by the altered gravity before wrapping around a light fixture on the ceiling. Aphros tugged on her end before swinging across the entire auditorium. “A magic chain-whip. Now I’ve seen everything,” the maid commented.

           “And she wonders why people spread vulgar rumors about her,” Atlanta finally managed to settle herself on the ground with Orion’s help. “Attention everyone, please float in an orderly…mass towards your nearest exit.” The entire room complied by doing anything but.

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           After a particularly hair-raising evacuation, Serena, Orion, and Atlanta managed to guide all of the guests out into the nearby hallway. The gravity was a touch greater, allowing people to return to the ground more easily. It was an exhausting endeavor, but Serena and Orion took pride in the fact they managed to get everyone out without too many people getting hurt[d1] .

           Aphros returned shortly after, an unconscious Herme carried in her arms and the scientist’s assistants following after, each clutching onto her chain. The noble tried to set the other woman down gently on the ground before realizing she would only float wherever she was placed. After a minute of trying, Aphros shrugged and left Herme to float slightly above the ground.

           “Well, that was a mess,” Atlanta commented as she discarded her protective gear. “I can only imagine what mother is thinking right now.”

           “Knowing her, she probably hasn’t noticed [d2] yet,” Aphros whispered as she took off her goggles. “Regardless, I say we resolve this crisis now if we can. Lady Ze is out on patrol at the moment, and General Chrona is several days travel away. Serena, Orion, can you two-?”

           “Oh no,” Serena interrupted as she realized Irene had been suspiciously quiet. As she feared the princess was gone, her voice echoed from a nearby hall. “Princess, why?” Serena scrambled to follow, tumbling through the low gravity hallway.

           “Um…” Aphros watched Serena race off. “As I was saying, Orion, would you be a dear and help me fix this mess?”

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           Watching from the shadows, two figures observed the goings-on. The first, a young man with a smug look on his face, grinned widely as he clutched onto a nearby pillar for dear life. The second, a young woman with a ponytail, looked on apathetically.

           “Now’s our chance, while those two makes fools of themselves, we can swoop in a save the day,” the young man proclaimed. “I’ll go after the princess. Once I save her, the Queen is certain to reward me greatly.” He let out a hearty laugh before realizing he had let go of the pillar and scrambled back to it.

           “Do whatever makes you happy,” the young woman rolled her eyes. “I’ll be actually solving this problem.” Alas, her words fell on deaf ears as the man moon jumped away, ignoring her completely as he crashed into the ceiling. “Idiot,” the woman turned away and moved back into the auditorium.

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           Serena chased Princess Irene through the almost zero gravity palace. The maid was forced to bounce from wall to wall, lest she float aimlessly. Even then, the gravity was never consistent. Through some halls, she felt almost weightless, and through others, it was like being on the moon. The rest of the palace staff and guards were in complete disarray, most of them either trapped in mid-air or too afraid to move. The maid typically would have helped them, but the princess’s safety took first priority at the moment.

           Despite everyone else being almost completely disabled by the shift in gravity, Irene bounded through the palace with absolute ease. Almost as though she was already used to it. Barely able to keep up with the princess, Serena concluded this would be a very long day.

           Unknown to the maid, the mystery man watched them both from the shadows. ‘Run, run as fast as you can, girl, but I will be the one to rescue the princess. Not you,’ the young man smirked to himself as he tried to jump after them, only to crash into a nearby wall. ‘Just you wait, you’ll rue the day you ever crossed me for…uh,’ he thought to himself while his head was spinning.

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           Aphros gently nudged the unconscious Herme, hoping to rouse the scientist from her stupor. Alas, the navy-haired woman could only mumble, “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” Orion and Atlanta looked on with a mixture of concern and, in Atlanta’s case, exasperation.

           “Lady Aphros, are you sure you should send Orion, alone nonetheless, into that room?” The princess asked. “Does he even know how to work that thing? Do you know how? Wouldn’t that be a job for the Lambros engineers?”

           “Princess, you worry too much,” Aphros rested her hands on Atlanta’s shoulders. “Listen, we need to stay out here and coordinate the evacuation. Orion is a capable young man. I’m sure he can figure it out. Besides, the Lambros are busy at the moment…” The blonde looked to the side, Herme’s assistants were currently floating helplessly in mid-air. Most of them were rendered dizzy by their panicked flailing. Astronauts, they were not.

           “Okay, you got me there. But, wouldn’t coordinating the evacuation be the palace guards’ job?” Atlanta pointed out.

           “Normally, it would be, but…” Aphros looked to the other side. A squad of guards who had come to help were also floating helplessly, only able to flail about. One looked ready to vomit while the rest were already seeing stars. “Let’s just treat this as an impromptu lesson in leadership, okay?”

           “Very well,” the princess sighed. “Orion, please fix this mess to the best of your ability.”

           “I’ll do what I can, princess,” Orion bowed as best he could in the odd gravity. “Although, I really don’t know how to work the Graviton Ray. What if I make things worse?”

           “Just smash the console. That’ll fix it,” Aphros suggested.

           “No, do anything but that,” Atlanta countered. Orion looked back and forth between the two ladies, uncertain how to process the conflicting advice.

           “I’ll get right on it,” Orion went with the flow.

           “…Must turn off Graviton Ray…” Herme mumbled, her eyes fluttered open, but they were dull and unfocused. “Device settings…reverse switch…proper steps…”

           “Save your energy Herme. We’ll get you to a healer soon,” Aphros patted the scientist’s head. “Orion, take this,” the blonde flicked a small object in the butler’s direction.

           “What’s this?” Orion caught it with his palm. It was a small wireless earpiece, no bigger than a hearing aid.

           “A simple communicator, it’s a bit of an older model, but it should work fine,” Aphros explained. “Just put it in your ear and tap it to transmit your voice. You know, like in movies?” The noble put her index and middle finger to her ear.

           “Thank you, Lady Aphros. I’ll keep in contact,” Orion popped the device in his ear before bounding back into the auditorium.

           “You just carry one of those around with you?” Atlanta asked.

           “Nah, I just remembered I forgot it in my pocket,” Aphros explained as she checked her wrist. What at first looked to be an ornate watch was actually another communicator, far larger than Orion’s earpiece but with more features.

           “Hey, why haven’t you given Serena and Orion communicators already?” The princess inquired. “I’m sure that would have been really useful last year when you were dealing with Adonis.”

           “Well, I couldn’t. He could have been listening in on our communications for all we know,” Aphros defended herself.

           “Okay, then why not after?” Atlanta pressed the subject further. Aphros had no immediate reply and refused to meet the princess’s gaze. “You forgot, didn’t you?”

           “I sure hope the Graviton Ray doesn’t have any scary security features. Chrona wouldn’t do that, would she?” The blonde asked rhetorically. “Okay, she would, but I think it’ll all work out.”

           “How the hell did you rise to the second-highest position in the kingdom again?” The princess asked, a suspicious scowl on her face.

           “I sure hope Serena and Irene are okay,” Aphros continued to dodge the girl’s questions.

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           Serena finally caught up to Irene. The youngest princess had decided to stop and play on the ceiling of the palace ballroom. It was a massive circular room with two levels. Supported on all sides by giant marble pillars adorned with enormous topaz and amber gems, giving the mostly white room a yellow tinge. The many tables and chairs meant to fill the space were currently floating in the air. It was all topped off by a series of massive chandeliers, thankfully all bolted to the ceiling. Irene currently skipped around the largest center one.

           “Princess, come down here this instant,” Serena pleaded, knowing full well Irene would never come down of her own accord.

           “Hey Serena, you’re upside down,” Irene commented.

           “You’re the one who’s upside, Princess,” Serena corrected. “Now, would you please come down?”

           “But we haven’t finished our game of tag,” the princess argued.

           “Game of tag? Princess, we’re in the middle of a crisis situation. There’s no time for games,” Serena exclaimed.

           “You’re it, you’re it,” Irene ignored her and danced around the ceiling. Apparently completely unfazed from being inverted.

           “Why do I even bother to ask?” Serena sighed and leaped towards the ceiling. Normally, a jump to such a high ceiling would be impossible, even for some of the inhumanly strong people in the palace. However, the altered gravity allowed Serena to sort of glide her way towards the princess. Alas, not even halfway into her journey, the maid was interrupted. “The hell?” Serena dodged a candlestick that was suddenly hurtled in her direction, nearly crashing into a nearby floating table.

           “Whoops, my hand slipped,” a male voice stated, which belonged to a blonde butler who stepped out of the shadows on the other side of the ballroom. He was a young man, likely a year older than Serena, and wore the same uniform as Orion, although without the royal family’s seal etched on the collar. The mystery man also had medium-length blonde hair, similar to Orion. However, it was a dirty blonde and far messier than Orion’s bright and neatly kept hair. “So, we meet at last,” the mystery man said, a smug grin plastered on his face.

           “Who are you?” Serena asked.

           “Wait, you don’t know,” the mysterious blonde went white from shock.

           “Nope,” Serena replied as she regained her footing, which was tricky on top of a floating table. ‘He looks kind of familiar, though,’ the maid admitted internally.

           “I am Jace Regas, legendary gentleman[1], you should have heard of me,” the man, Jace, introduced himself.

           “Well, I’ve heard of the Regas, but you...” Serena paused. “Wait, you’re the jerk who was sneering at Orion this morning and didn’t help us when we were struggling with those crates. Some gentleman you are.”

           “Ack, well,” Jace seemed almost physically hurt, his expression wildly shifting between aghast and furious. “Anyway, Diane maid, I challenge you. The first to catch…err rescue the princess will prove their family more worthy of serving the royalty.”

           “Are you seriously doing this right now?” Serena’s asked, her patience wearing thin.

           “Is this another game?” Irene chimed in.

           “Y-yes, yes!” Jace jumped on the prompt. “It’s like a game of tag, with two people it. The winner is the one who catches you first.”

           “You got to be-,” Serena began.

           “That sounds fun. Let’s do that,” Irene chirped.

           “There, the challenge is official now, no take-backs,” Jace proclaimed. Serena couldn’t help but overlay an image of a few of her particularly dim childhood bullies over the blonde young man’s face.

           “This day could not get any more ridiculous if it tried,” Serena rolled her eyes. “Shit, did I say that out loud?”

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           Orion burst into the auditorium. The whole room was an even worse mess than he remembered. Items discarded and dropped in the evacuation cluttered the air, watches, phones, pieces of the protective gear, goggles, and even the occasional shoe. Most of it was clustered around the stage. A mass of random objects floated around a point just above the stage, like an asteroid belt of garbage.

           “You know, Orion,” Lady Aphros’s voice came in over the earpiece, “if you want to wait for Serena or even Lady Ze, you can. I might have been a little too eager to toss you into the deep end.”

           “It will be fine, Lady Aphros,” Orion assured. “I can…” The butler gulped as he glanced at the mockery of physics before him, “I can handle this. Hmm?” The blonde youth looked up to see an unconscious maid floating amid the clutter. “Someone got left behind,” Orion exclaimed.

           “Really?” Aphros replied. “Who is it?”

           “A maid, I can’t see her face, but I’m moving to help her now,” Orion replied before taking his hand off the earpiece.

           “Alright, just be careful,” Aphros warned. “Oh, and by the way, what does the room look like? Is it really bad? Orion?” The butler ignored the blonde’s questions for a moment as he leaped into the air. Unlike the hall, the auditorium didn’t simply have low or even zero gravity. The butler was almost weightless, but he could feel the pull of that mass of objects. If he wasn’t careful, he’d be trapped in the air too.

           “Are you alright?” Orion asked as he grabbed hold of the unmoving maid. However, his danger sense suddenly triggered, not the one that told him the princess was in danger, but his regular survival instinct. Almost as though he had picked up a bear cub in front of its mother, or Lady Aprhos telling him she had a new training regimen.

           In a single swift motion, the seemingly unconscious maid sprang to life a swung at Orion with a chop. Thankfully, the blonde youth was already pushing away from her, and she only succeeded in knocking out his earpiece. The communicator floated away with a nasty crack in it.

           Orion and the mysterious maid both made their way back to the ground and landed softly. The maid was a brunette with green eyes who wore her hair in a ponytail. She smiled maliciously as she faced off against Orion.

           “So, we meet at last,” The maid curtsied, “I am-.”

           “Medy Regas?” Orion exclaimed.

           “Y-yes, how did you know?” Medy was stunned.

           “We had several training classes together when we were younger,” Orion explained. “You borrow my eraser almost every other day. You used to sneak into Lady Aphros’s office to steal her…”

           “That’s enough, I get it,” Medy held up her hand. “In any case, Orion, I challenge you. The first to shut off that gravity device and save the day will prove their family more worthy of serving the royalty.”

           “Why make a challenge out of such a dire situation? This is no time for such things,” Orion pointed out.

           “Dah,” Medy was taken aback again. ‘I didn’t expect him to be so…strait-laced. I’ve been hanging around Jace too long,’ the brunette realized. “Fine, forgot the challenge,” Medy clutched her forward, “I’ll just…Aha!” The maid chucked the nearest and heaviest thing at hand, which turned out to be a particularly large shoe.

           “Why?” Orion ducked as Medy turned on her heel and bolted towards the stage. “Wait, what’s this all about?”

           “Orion, hello? Respond, won’t you? At least scream if you’re in danger?” Aphros’s voice continued to come through the earpiece. Alas, neither Orion nor Medy could hear it as the device floated away amidst all the junk. “I just wanted to warn you that there’s a small chance Chrona has some weird security set up in the ray. In case it was left alone for too long. You know, like a screen lock for a computer, but it electrocutes you if you put in the wrong password. That was just an example. It’s probably a lot worse.”

            Medy dived towards the Graviton Ray, completely oblivious to Aphros’s warning. However, as she crossed over the threshold of the stage, the maid noticed something. The device itself remained fixed on the ground, uninfluenced by the altered gravity. It didn’t appear to be bolted into the floor or anything, so Medy wondered if it was really that heavy. Then as she felt a light tug from the ball of random trash, she suddenly felt an even stronger pull downward.

           “What the-?” Medy felt the strong pull of normal gravity and crashed onto the stage in front of the ray.

           “Are you okay?” Orion quickened his pace. He attempted to heed her example and carefully enter the threshold to normal gravity. Alas, the shift was so sudden and great even the butler was slammed into the ground. The youth bounced back in an instant and ran to Medy’s side. “Did you hurt-?” Orion tried to aid her before reflexively covering his crotch. The maid spun around and tried to kick the blonde youth right in his privates, but her blow was deflected.

           ‘That’s twice now. How’d he see that coming? What the hell did Aphros do to him?’ Medy thought to herself.

           ‘What is with people trying to hit me there? Don’t they know that it hurts?’ Orion wondered.

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           Serena and Jace began the informal “race” to rescue Princess Irene. Serena was concerned for a moment as Jace bolted ahead of her, leveraging his longer legs to make larger bounds in the altered gravity. She was instantly relieved to see Irene practically pirouette out of Jace’s grasp as he closed in.

           “Hold still,” Jace roared as his head bumped the ceiling.

           “You can’t catch me,” Irene stuck her tongue out at the worker. The princess was still inverted yet stood on the ceiling like it was the most natural thing.

           “I got you now,” Jace clambered after the little girl. He grabbed at the bulky protective gear the princess was still wearing, but she just slipped out of it like a sweater. Chucking her goggles at him for good measure.

           “You stink at this game,” Irene commented.

           “You little…” Jace bit his tongue as he knocked the princess’s thrown goggle away. “I’ll-” he was interrupted by Serena bouncing off his head. With his attention focused solely on the princess, he never noticed the maid positioning herself below him.

           ‘Idiot hasn’t adjusted for gravity at all,’ Serena noted. ‘He’s acting like everything is the same, but we can jump higher. Truth is, as the princess showed, what counts as the floor is more of a state of mind. Got to think three-dimensionally.’ The maid had also inverted herself and dashed across the ceiling.

           “Can’t catch me,” Irene bounced away. Serena got in close, but Irene ducked and weaved through all of the maid’s grabs. Even with Serena’s realization, Irene was still far more agile in the altered gravity.

           “Princess, please,” Serena pleaded as she turned on her heel and jumped for the princess.

           “One, two,” Irene counted.

           ‘What is she…?’ Serena wondered.

           “Now I’ve got you!” Jace shouted as he also humped for Irene. The princess was right in between the two.

           ‘Oh sh-!’ Serena swore internally.

           “Three,” Irene twirled away as the two servants crashed headfirst into each other.

           “Oh, my aching head,” Serena rubbed her forehead.

           “Sorry ma, didn’t know that was yours…” Jace muttered incoherently before shaking himself back to his senses. “Curse you!” He took a fighting stance, ready to duke it out with Serena.

           “Could you not?” Serena scolded. “Why don’t you focus on catching the princess before something worse happens!” Immediately after she finished speaking, as if to taunt her, something worse happened.

~--~

           Medy and Orion continued their fight on the auditorium stage, or rather Medy continued to attack while Orion dodged and pleaded for her to stop this nonsense. The butler proved to be more than nimble enough to avoid the maid’s assault, albeit barely. However, Orion quickly realized that sooner or later, he’d get hit.

           “Can we please focus on solving this crisis first?” Orion proposed as he continued to dodge.

           “Sure, after your face is in the dirt,” Medy replied. “Don’t worry, I’ll spin a yarn that you got hurt trying to help me.”

           “That doesn’t make me feel better,” Orion exclaimed as he jumped back, closer to the Graviton Ray. As the youth approached, he felt a sudden pull on his backside. Orion soon discovered the immediate area around the device had much stronger gravity. Sadly, he only made this realization because he couldn’t force his legs to move in time to dodge Medy’s next blow. Forced to block, Orion put up his arms to deflect a punch to the head. Alas, Medy feinted and swung low, striking the blonde in the stomach and sending him flying back.

           “Sweet dreams,” Medy moved to deliver another strike, but Orion flung back far faster and further than she intended. As though the Graviton Ray was pulling him in.

           ‘Ow, she hits way harder than Serena,’ Orion noted as he fell back. ‘Not as bad as Aphros or Ze, though.’ Before he could ponder this further, his back slammed right into the Graviton Ray’s control panel. The butler heard the click of several random buttons before he slumped to the floor like a lead weight. ‘I’m going to feel that in the morning,’ Orion thought before he felt all the weight on him suddenly vanish. All the weight. “Now what?”

           “Uh, oh,” Medy muttered as her feet lost touch with the ground.

To Be Continued…



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Workplace rivalries are often a difficult matter that create many problems for all involved. It is best to have them mediated with a third party or a superior to ensure they are resolved before things boil over.

Writing fight scenes is hard, especially when you involved 3-D space. It's a good mental exercise though.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Maid In Fantasy: Chapter IX - Engineered Instanity Part 1

 Chapter I|II|III|IV|V|VI|VII|VIII|IX|Setting

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           In a possible future, in a world not unlike our own, one single kingdom rose as the dominant and only power. It was an ethereal realm with castles made of gemstone and technology so great it was indiscernible from magic. A land where humanity had advanced so far that to live in comfort and excess was the standard, and a life of hard labor and servitude was a rarity. It was known as the kingdom of Celene.

           To be a worker or servant in this kingdom was a special privilege. They were the 1% who slaved their lives away so others may prosper. Alas, to be a worker was not a simple choice but a burden granted at birth. As in our time, where to be noble meant to be part of a family lineage, in this kingdom, a worker was a sort of birthright. Grand worker families spread their branches across the domain. To be born in one meant a life of hard work and labor, no matter your personal opinion.

           However, their best and brightest were chosen for the highest of honors. To be personal servants for the eternal royal family that ruled this ethereal kingdom. Among those best and brightest exists one family. For generations, that family has held the grandest honor of being the only ones allowed to attend the Queen and her daughters. However, such an exclusive honor can create odd results in exceptional circumstances. Such abnormal results greatly influenced the life of the young woman Serena Diane. Suddenly thrust from her life as an average girl into one as the personal maid to the kingdom’s youngest princess. Such a life should be one of poise, elegance, and formality. Alas, Serena is not so lucky, as the Queen, princesses, and high nobles are anything but…    

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           Serena trudged through the palace’s storage room, a massive warehouse somehow fitted beneath the grand structure, a heavy steel crate held in her hands. To most, such a young girl hefting a metal object almost twice her size would be an astonishing sight. Yet, it had become such a routine occurrence in the past few months Serena had barely considered that fact.

            The raven-haired girl grit her teeth as she felt her muscles grow sore. ‘I understand that a princess would have a large collection of springs clothes, but how many does one little girl really need?’ She griped.

           “Incoming,” Orion appeared behind her, carrying two such crates. The blonde young man was straining under the weight, which was clearly too much for him. Yet, the butler still persisted, resulting in what would normally be an amusing balancing act if it didn’t involve objects in the several hundred pounds range.

           “I warned you not to try that,” Serena managed to say through the strain of holding up her crate.

           “One trip, one trip,” Orion repeated as he fumbled through the warehouse. Other servants in the area gave him a wide berth, as they had their own heavy objects they struggled to carry. Well, most of them, at least. Serena noticed several servants just standing off to the side and doing nothing to help their fellows.

           “If they weren’t going to help, the least they could do was not stare at us like that,” Serena muttered. The unhelpful servants’ gazes were anything but warm. In fact, Serena caught a couple fairly hostile glances being pointed in Orion’s direction.

           “Hrrr,” a butler with long blonde hair sneered.

           “Sneer,” a brunette maid with a ponytail emoted before the two and walked off in a huff.

           ‘The heck was that about?’ Serena wondered.

~--~

           Serena plopped the metal crate down in Princess Irene’s closet. It sounded silly, but to the young maid, it almost seemed like the closet was far more spacious than the underground warehouse. Serena decided it must have been her mind playing tricks on her and refused to process it further.

           Lady Aphros arrived soon after and cracked open the crate like one would open a soda can. Inside laid a half-dozen more containers filled to the brim with spring clothing in the youngest princess’s size. Aphros inspected the clothing, ensuring they had no holes or dry rot.

           “I think this might be a little small for her now,” the blonde noble muttered to herself as she picked up one of the pieces. “Oh well, we can just have another one or three tailored just like it,” Aphros chucked the article of clothing aside.

           “Shall I start moving the clothing into the closet, Lady Aphros?” Serena asked, trying to sound professional.

           “Nah, we’ll sort that out later. I’m looking for something specific right now,” Aphros brushed her off.

           “Very well,” Serena sighed. She sat silent for a moment as Aprhos rummaged through Irene’s clothing before speaking again. “Lady Aphros, I’m not normally one to complain, but I have to comment on the work ethic of some of the other workers-.”

           “Oh, let me stop you there. I think I know exactly what happened,” the noble interrupted. “They stood off to the side standoffishly and sneered at you, correct?”

           “Well, they mostly sneered at Orion,” Serena answered.

           “Oh, dear Serena,” Aphros sat the maid down on a nearby stool. “You’re still relatively new, and you’ve mostly stuck to myself or princess Irene, so you probably never noticed or realized.”

           “Hm?” Serena wondered why the noble talked to her in a tone generally reserved for a mother speaking to an ignorant child. Or, in Aphros’s case, the tone she reserved for Orion. Alas, the maid couldn’t argue her point. She had only begun her training last fall and started work in the palace a mere two months later. Winter had passed by in what seemed like a flash, and now Spring was right around the corner. The majority of the time had been spent in the noble’s company, and the only other servant she regularly interacted with was Orion.

           “You see, Serena, while the Diane are assigned as personal servants of the royal family, they aren’t the only workers in the palace,” Aphros explained. “Most of the palace staff is from the Regas family, and they have a less than stellar relationship with yours. A passive-aggressive rivalry, if you will.”

           ‘Oh Lord, more politics,’ Serena tried not to roll her eyes.

           “Try to avoid the Regas servants for the time being, at least until you acclimate to the climate as it were,” Aphros advised. “Instead, you should interact with the Lambros family servants. They’re the smart ones, the engineers and all that. Plus, since this whole maid thing has stalled your education, hanging around them could help keep your mind sharp.”

           Despite the friendly advice, Serena had known Aphros just long enough to sense when her words were laced with an ulterior motive. Which was all the time.

           “What’s the actual reason you’re telling me this?” Serena spoke out of turn.

           “Well…” Aphros realized she’d been caught. “Like I said, I was looking for something in particular in here,” the noble peered back into the crate. “Serena, be a dear and pull out that miniature crate, third from the left.”

           “As you wish,” Serena nodded and plucked the container from inside the larger crate. It was pretty heavy for its size, too much to be simple clothing.

           “Thank you,” Aphros popped open the crate, revealing not clothing but safety gear fit for a science lab in a cheesy sci-fi movie. Goggles, rubber gloves, gas masks, and a full radiation suit were mixed in, among many other strange and very heavy-looking things.

           “Lady Aphros, if you don’t mind me asking,” Serena resumed her professional demeanor, “what is this for, and why is it mixed in with Irene’s spring clothing?”

           “To answer your first question, it’s for later today,” Aphros began. “You see, we’re having a scientific demonstration in the palace, and we’ve learned to take extra precautions. As for your second question, where else would we put it?”

           “That’s not…never mind,” Serena diverted precious brainpower into exploring the more sensible of Aphros’s answers. “What’s this about a demonstration?”

           “Well, Lady Herme, you know her, right?” Aphros asked.

           “Isn’t she the chief of education?”

           “She’s more than that. She’s also the chief of all things science,” the blonde added. “She’s coming to the palace to reveal her and General Chrona’s latest invention. I think it would be a delightful chance for the princesses, and by extension you and Orion, to learn something.”

           “General Chrona,” the name rang a bell in Serena’s mind. “Wait, isn’t she the one who created that gun that blew out everybody’s eardrums last month?”

           “The very same,” Aphros nodded.

           ‘I haven inkling what she wants me to learn isn’t purely academic,’ Serena suppressed the urge to glare at the noble.

           “Alas, the general can’t make it to the demonstration, so I need backup in case of disaster. Thus, I’ve asked the princesses to sit in on it, with you and Orion in tow, of course.”

           “Wait, you expect something to go wrong?” Serena exclaimed.

           “No, I didn’t say that,” Aphros denied.

           ‘I can’t tell if she’s a terrible liar or just likes plausible deniability,’ Serena thought. ‘Dear Lord, what am I in for now?’

~--~

           Serena and Orion sat in a small side room of the palace, sorting through their respective princess’s clothing. Instead of the usual dresses, however, it was the mass of protective suits and safety goggles Aphros had shown off earlier. It was an odd assortment, seemingly designed to ‘snap’ over the noble’s clothing, with similar gear set aside for the servants themselves.

           ‘Anything to stay stylish, huh?’ Serena thought to herself as she looked at Irene’s miniature protective suit. The maid could only imagine how ridiculous the thing would look on the young princess. “How are you feeling about this whole science demonstration?”

           “Are you concerned?” Orion asked.

           “Well, all the nobles I’ve met so far have been,” Serena paused to find the right word, “intense.”

           “Don’t worry,” the butler assured, “I’ve met Lady Herme. She is among the nicest, most level-headed members of the nobility. You needn’t worry about anything going wrong under her watch.”

           “And?” Serena pressed her friend further.

           “General Chrona, on the other hand, she’s a different story,” Orion sheepishly admitted.

           “I can only imagine, but do tell,” the maid commented.

           “Well, I haven’t heard much,” Orion explained, “but she’s known to be a bit eccentric…and destructive…and easily bored…but she’s not a bad person...I think.”

           ‘Mad scientist, got it,’ Serena thought.

~--~

           That afternoon, Serena and Orion escorted the princesses to the palace auditorium. The four were technically dressed in their usual attire, but it was buried under the boxy protective suits. It was like wearing a cross between armor and a 1950s era hazmat suit. The material leaned towards the hazmat suit, but it snapped over their clothing like body armor. The thick plastic protective goggles completed the look and made each individual, sans Irene, feel incredibly silly.

           ‘This would be so embarrassing,’ Serena glanced to the other figures in the hall. All the other nobles and servants wore similar suits, each equally ridiculous. ‘But, at least we’re not the only ones,’ the maid acknowledged.

           “I feel like a complete fool,” Princess Atlanta muttered under her breathe. Orion tried his best to placate her, but the royal had none of it. Serena sighed at the sight and turned her gaze back to the crowd before spotting some vaguely familiar faces. It was the blonde butler and brunette maid who sneered at Orion earlier that day. They were also suited up in protective gear but hadn’t put on their goggles yet. Serena noted their contempt-filled gazes targeted at both her and Orion.

           ‘Not those two again, I hope they don’t start any trouble-’ Serena’s thought was interrupted by a childish giggle. “Princess Irene, your goggles are not a slingshot!” The maid began her usual song and dance with the young princess, which continued until they all sat in the auditorium.

           The palace auditorium was a massive room, far larger than any similar room Serena had encountered in her life before. A huge semi-circle stage stood at the base, with row after row of seats rising higher and higher above it. The stage had a wooden floor with marble pillars on each side. The rest of the room was decorated in a similar fashion, with more marble pillars and a general aesthetic of white and silver. The seats were wood and velvet affairs, finely crafted and with plenty of room for each individual seated in one.

           Serena noted all of this as she observed from the royal family’s private seats held in their own balcony. The young maid felt as though the room didn’t quite make sense. The upper parts of the auditorium seemed to be on the same level they entered from, the palace’s first floor. Yet, the stage seemed to rest so far below it had to be at least on the same level as the first basement, where that massive warehouse was. Serena decided not to think about it too hard, which had served her well in this job so far.

           “Glad you all could make it,” Lady Aphros entered the balcony. “All of you have a seat. You two included,” the noble pointed at the two servants.

           “That wouldn’t be proper, Lady Aphros,” Orion pointed out.

           “Trust me, we’re going to be here for a bit,” Aphros looked at a clock on the nearby wall. It was about ten minutes to 2:00 pm when the demonstration was supposed to start. However, Serena noted that the stage was still completely barren, except for a podium. There were no devices, projections, or even people. Heck, there weren’t even programs in the seat pockets.

           The group sat down and waited, and waited and waited some more. The whole auditorium had settled by 2:02 pm, yet the stage remained empty. Within the next few minutes, the entire room was beset by an air of restlessness. Murmurs began to spread, everyone wondering if the whole event had been suddenly canceled without warning.

           “Give it a minute,” Lady Aphros stated as she leaned back in her chair. It was almost ten after, but the noble just smiled and began to count down. “Three, two, and one.” As if on cue, something bolted into the auditorium like a gust of wind. Suddenly, the whole stage was decorated; new objects littered the space, from white wooden cubes to a model of the solar system. It was complete by a massive object hidden beneath a white sheet. In addition, all the empty pockets of the seats were now filled with the until now missing programs.

           Standing at the center of the stage was a woman with medium-length black hair, just a few shades away from a dark navy blue. A pair of glasses rested over her sea-green eyes, while a pure white lab coat was draped over her conservative attire. She took a moment to clear her throat before approaching the podium and addressing the audience through a microphone.

           “Apologies for my lateness. I was running one last test on the device to ensure everything was perfect,” the woman apologized. “Before I knew it, it was already 2:00. How silly of me.”

           ‘Is she being serious?’ Serena briefly wondered before realizing this woman had set up the whole demonstration in only a few seconds.

           A group of what Serena assumed to be assistants entered the room shortly after, dressed in similar lab coats and a few in overalls. Compared to Lady Herme, they appeared ragged and exhausted, as though they had worked nonstop for the last dozen or so hours. ‘Those must be members of the Lambros family,’ Serena guessed.

           “Now,” Lady Herme began as her assistants fine-tuned the hastily constructed demonstration behind her. “I know General Chrona has developed something of a reputation these past few years. I assure you all, I’ve tested the device personally. All the glitches have been worked out, and nothing can possibly go wrong.”

           ‘Oh no,’ Serena shuffled closer to Irene. Ready to yank the princess to safety at a moment’s notice.

           “Royalty, nobles, and workers of the palace, I welcome you to this demonstration of our next step in our scientific revolution!” Lady Herme declared dramatically as she tore away the white sheet behind her revealing…nothing but an empty podium. “In a moment, it’s not actually here yet.” The whole room let out a collective groan as Herme pulled out a small remote and clicked a button on it. A massive platform descended from the ceiling, the hole left in its wake closing up behind it before reaching the stage.

           Now upon the stage was a massive device that looked like a laser fit for a corny sci-fi movie. Serena noted as the crowd suddenly became on edge, fearful of the apparent weapon. However, the young maid remained calm. Her danger sense had yet to alert her that the princess was in peril, so it probably wasn’t a weapon…probably.

           “I present to you all the Graviton Ray (patent pending), the key to manipulating gravity itself,” Lady Herme revealed. “With the single press of a button,” the scientist moved to the back of the ray and manipulated its controls, “I can alter how an individual object interacts with gravity.”

           The assistants arranged a pair of the wooden blocks side-by-side, one larger than a person and the other small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Herme flicked a few buttons and knobs on the Graviton Ray, firing two beams, one after the other, at the blocks. The beams struck true, but both blocks appeared unharmed and unchanged.

           “Behold, science at work,” Herme ran over to the larger block, and with a single touch, the object was knocked from the floor and began to float in the air, weightlessly. Next, she tried to pick up the small block, which she clearly struggled with as the tiny object seemed to weigh a ton. After only managing to lift it a mere meter off the ground, the scientist dropped it, causing it to make a clear indent on the floor.

           “I know what you’re all thinking. She only managed to alter their weights, the theory behind that was figured out a century ago. Ah, but we’ve far surpassed such elementary concepts,” Herme returned to the device and fired off another set of rays at the blocks. Suddenly the larger block went from floating aimlessly to stationary, only slowly rotating in the air. The small-block suddenly lifted up from the ground and began to revolve around the larger block. “Behold, gravity!”

           The crowd was quite pleased with the display, and applause quickly swept through the room. Even Serena found herself joining in. It was a fantastic demonstration, one that flew in the face of everything the young woman thought she knew about gravity, but amazing nonetheless.

           “Now, while we can make objects act as though they’re in a zero-gravity environment, it’s not exactly like being in a vacuum,” Lady Herme clarified. “So, there’s no worry of liquids boiling, like your blood, for instance.” The comment made the room shudder, just a tad. “We haven’t quite nailed down what the ray is doing, but we’re certain it’s breaking several if not all of the laws of physics.”

           Serena felt a slight creeping sensation crawl up her neck. If they weren’t sure exactly what this did, why were they so casually using it? Let alone so eager to put it on for public display.

           “Let us continue,” Lady Herme moved on with the demonstration, using the ray on the model of the solar system behind her. The once stationary model floated into the air, the numerous smaller objects representing planets and asteroids floating around a central sun model. It was an even greater display than before. It boggled the mind that this was real and not some computer-generated effect.

           “Of course, we should all remember that the majority of gravity is in your perception of it. So don’t flip upside down, it’ll give you quite the headache, and that’s if you’re lucky,” Lady Herme joked. The scientist continued to order her assistants around as the demonstration continued, treating it more like a stage show than a serious scientific speech. They even showed off a gravity slingshot effect using one of the wooden cubes…which flew off into the audience and nearly struck one of the nobles in the head.

           “Sorry about that,” Herme apologized, “I suppose that’s enough play for now. Let us move on to the proper theory and math, shall we?” Serena couldn’t hear it, but she could feel most of the room let out a collective groan. The young maid prepared to steel herself to stay awake through the whole event, although she spotted Irene already prepared to nod off.

           “A simple flick of the switch and-” Lady Herme began before the world suddenly slowed down for Serena. The young maid recognized this feeling, and it wasn’t a good sign. Her danger sense had been triggered, which meant the princess was about to be in peril but from where? As Serena tried to determine that, she felt her focus narrow on the stage. Suddenly she could see Lady Herme very clearly, as though she were standing right beside her. The scientist was manipulating the controls of the Graviton Ray very casually, leading her to fumble with their delicate operation. The ray shot out another laser, but it missed its intended target and struck the wall.

           “Oh dear,” Lady Herme muttered into the microphone.

           “What now?” Serena said aloud, her danger sense blaring like mad. As she stood up to scan the room, she swiftly realized her feet were no longer touching the ground. In fact, everyone’s feet were no longer on the ground as the whole room began to float out of their seats.

           “Everyone, please remain calm,” Herme insisted as her voice wobbled. Everyone present complied by screaming.

To Be Continued…

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In science, especially in the case of new technologies, safety is the top priority.

I hope you enjoyed this new chapter of Maid in Fantasy. I decided to go ahead and turn this into an ongoing story. There are plans for where it will go, but for now I have this four part story. Future chapters may be stand alone, two-parts and four-parts and so on. I'm sure you've noticed the narrative is slanted in a far more comedic bent, which will grow more apparent in the coming chapters.

Frankly, I just enjoy writing this series, and I hope you all will enjoy it to.

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