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Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Strange Sci-Fi Tales - Our End of Days

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            Frankly, I don’t know what we hoped to accomplish. At one point, I thought I did, but after three (or was it four?) years, at best, we’ve accomplished nothing of value. At worst, we’ve done more harm than good.

            I looked out my window and observed the early hours of the murky sunrise. It was the only safe time to have the metal shutters up, to catch a glimpse of this world we so desperately tried to save. Even then, through the ever-present rain and fog, I couldn’t so much as catch a glimpse of the sun. All I could see were the vague shapes shuffling around the woods just outside our facility.

            I may have been on the fourth floor, with nothing but sheer metal and two more windowsills beneath my view, yet I couldn’t shake the general unease from watching those creatures. Sure, one or two of them might just be a deer or a stray dog or something, but I’ve seen what those things can do. We might be in the grace period right now. The only goddam time of day those things seem to take a rest. But a part of me has always been concerned that one of these days, one of them will stay up a little late and take a crack at me. I’d probably see them coming in time to close the shutter, but what if I didn’t? No, there’s no point in dwelling on worst-case scenarios. I’ve had enough of those to last a lifetime.

            I closed the shutter and got out of my chair. I had to finish writing the soil sample report from yesterday, even if it was just the same as the last hundred times. For once, I wish they’d leave our crops alone. I’m sick of eating the lab-grown vegetables. They barely taste better than the stuff they spit out of the synthesizer.

            I descended the stairs and then passed the animal testing lab. The lights were off, and it was dead quiet in there. I guess the head of that lab was still out of commission, and his assistants didn’t make it out of bed again. I shook my head and went down another flight. Immediately on my left was the Hydrology lab. There was only one guy in there, working in silence. Standing in the same place as last night, the poor guy needs to learn when to call it quits. I know the water purification project hasn’t been producing the best results, but everyone in his division had thrown their hat into that ring for a reason.

            Finally, I arrived at my own lab. The sign out front had been crossed out multiple times. At this point, even the Chief doesn’t know what lab we are anymore. We’ve absorbed, dissolved, and spun off so many other labs it was hard to say. That, and as the only division with members who regularly go outside, we’ve lost far more people and caused the most damage.

            I stepped inside to find the Chief in a slump. There were maybe two other people in the room, working so slowly and quietly that I doubt they were doing much of anything. This did not bode well.

            “Good morning, Chief,” I greeted him.

            “Oh, that time of the day already?” He picked himself up. “I’m glad you’re up, but I’m sorry to say, there ain’t much to do.”

            “Hm? Well, there’s always the soil sample report,” I pointed out.

            “You and I both know that’s nothing more than worthless busy work,” he sighed. “Even then, you wouldn’t be able to finish it.”

            “Why? Did Jerry not finish running the last couple of tests?” I asked.

            “Jerry had a breakdown last night,” the Chief explained. “His friend in meteorology cracked and ran out into the woods. Jerry was witness to all the grisly details of what happened next.”

            “Oh,” I realized why it seemed so lifeless in here. Jerry was always cracking jokes and trying to lift our spirits. His jokes sucked, but he was the only one who bothered to try and be positive. I liked him for that.

            “Just hang out in the cafeteria for a bit,” the Chief ordered. “Meteorology is under investigation right now. Their weather machine project set us back a couple years and a few hundred trees. That’s why Jerry’s friend crumbled. Now, the big boss is practically court-martialing them, and Jerry’s breakdown is part of it. They’ll be ringing up everyone in the lab as a witness, and I don’t need you to get caught up in that.”

            “Alright, thanks, Chief,” I nodded and exited. Like I said, sometimes it feels like we do more harm than good. We think we can save the world, but maybe the world doesn’t want our help. If that’s the case, then we’re the problem. I guess that’s why we’re the last people on Earth.

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When working with a team or large company, never forget the possible effects of your actions on your broader mission. Remember, your small mistake could cost us all.

Happy Halloween and until next time, Read, Comment and Enjoy.



Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Maid In Fantasy: Chapter XIII (Rewrite) - Homeward Rebound

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            In a possible future, in a world not unlike our own, one single kingdom rose as the dominant and only power. It was an ethereal realm with castles made of gemstone and technology so great it was indiscernible from magic. A land where humanity had advanced so far that to live in comfort and excess was the standard, and a life of hard labor and servitude was a rarity. It was known as the kingdom of Celene.

            To be a worker, a servant, or a laborer in this kingdom was seen as a mark of honor. They were the 1% who slaved their lives away so others may prosper. Alas, to be a worker was not a simple choice but a burden granted at birth. Grand worker families spread their branches across the domain. To be born in one meant a life of hard work and labor, no matter your personal opinion.

            However, their best and brightest were chosen for the highest of honors. To be personal servants for the eternal royal family that ruled this ethereal kingdom. Among those best and brightest exists one family, the Diane. For generations, the Diane has held the grandest honor of being the only ones allowed to attend the Queen and her daughters. However, such an exclusive honor can create odd results in exceptional circumstances. Such abnormal results greatly influenced the life of a certain young woman who knew naught of what her family history truly meant…

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Ares 25th 758

            Lady Aphros’s hovercraft zoomed over the endless countryside, the forest-covered mountains disappearing into the horizon behind them, the city of New Celene shining in the distance ahead. The hovercraft’s four passengers were firmly planted in their seats and in disparate moods.

            Lady Aphros was humming along to a song on the radio. The tiny beads of sweat on her brow were blown away by the vehicle’s air conditioning. Orion sat in the passenger seat. The blonde youth sat up straight in his chair, shooting the occasional uncomfortable glance toward the clock on the dashboard. Serena was seated in the back. The raven-haired girl rested her head on the back of her hand as she stared intently out the window, pausing only to glare daggers at Aphros. Princess Irene was fast asleep, cuddled up on the seat next to Serena, the latter’s jacket thrown over her like a makeshift blanket.

            “All in all, I’d say that was a lovely hike, wouldn’t you agree?” Lady Aphros broke the silence.

            “It was certainly an experience,” Orion commented. “Although it’ll be good to get back. I must attend to Princes Atlanta. Starting…ten minutes from now.”

            “We’ll make it, don’t you worry,” the blonde noble assured. “What about you, Serena?”

            “I’m just glad Irene is safe,” Serena answered. ‘To hell with this day. I get enough exercise from Lady Ze’s multi-kilometer runs during training. This impromptu nature hike was a waste of time and energy.’ The maid silently fumed, but she didn’t need to speak for her emotions to be felt.

            Sensing Serena’s foul mood, Aphros put on her best winning smile. “If you’re worried about getting in trouble, don’t be. No one knows we left, and we’ll be back soon with everyone none the wiser,” the noble assured.

            “How relieving,” Serena put her best effort into being sincere and failed.

            “I really feel like I should be at the princess’s side already,” Orion admitted.

            “You two worry too much. Just appreciate your little walk with nature,” Aphros affirmed right before a disturbing sputtering came from the engine. “Uh oh.” As the minutes ticked by, the noises made by the vehicle became progressively worse, and an alarming amount of smoke was emitted from the hovercraft’s engine.

            With little option, Aphros made an emergency landing below, parking on an old asphalt road surrounded on both sides by a seemingly infinite cornfield. Their final landing was heralded by a nasty clunk and hiss. Aphros immediately hopped out of the hovercraft and ran in front to check the engine. The hood popped open, revealing a massive cloud of grey smoke and a clearly ill engine. The mechanism was a series of steel cylinders embedded with bright red, yellow, and green gems. Several of the jewels were now cracked, and the engine seemed to have formed a few visible faults of its own.

            “Whelp, I can’t make head or tails of this,” the noble admitted. “Where are Herme or Chrona when you need them?”

            “Wait, I thought Lady Herme studied gravity and physics?” Serena peeked out her window. “Is she an engineer too?”

            “No, that’s Chrona,” Aphros explained. “Herme’s into biology and medical stuff, and Chrona is all about gravity.”

            “Then why was Lady Herme doing a demonstration on gravity?” Serena inquired.

            “Because she’s a scientist, obviously,” Aphros explained confidently.

            “But she’s not the right kind of scientist,” Serena pointed out. “Not for gravity and not for fixing a hovercraft.”

            “There are multiple kinds of scientists?” Aphros seemed genuinely surprised.

            “You just said Herme was a biologist, and Chrona was a physicist,” Serena reminded.

            “No, I said Herme was into biology and medical stuff,” Aphros clarified, “but those are just her favorite subjects.”

            “But that’s…you know what, forget it. What do we do now?” Serena asked.

            “That’s simple. I’ll just call up a friend of mine, and we can have this all sorted out,” Lady Aphros pulled out her phone. “Or we would if my battery wasn’t dead. I swear, I just charged it before we left.” Serena chose not to point out that Aphros had used the phone heavily throughout the nature hike. “Well, I forgot my charger. We’ll have to use one of your phones.”

            “My apologies, Lady Aphros,” Serena grumbled, “but our expedition was so sudden that I didn’t have time to grab my or Irene’s phones before we left.”

            “Darn. Well, it’s all on you, Orion,” Aphros turned towards the young man in the passenger seat, a sparkle in her eyes.

            “Well, I…” Orion sheepishly looked down, “I don’t have a phone. I don’t even know how to get one…”

            “That can’t be right. You’re supposed to be given one by your…” Aphros started. “Oops. I knew there was something I forgot to do…two…three…five years ago…”

            ‘What do you mean, oops?’ Serena almost yelled but managed to keep it internal. “Wait, why don’t we use the hovercraft’s built-in communicator?”

            “Um, we can’t do that,” Aphros began to sweat, “because it’s, uh, broken, because the engine is broken…yeah…”

            “Can’t or won’t?” Serena called her out.

            “Serena!” Orion was shocked at the maid’s lack of tact towards a noble.

            “Well,” Lady Aphros glanced away, unable to meet Serena’s gaze, “if we used it, it’d run through official channels. There’s a certain someone who’d be informed immediately if, say… we were stranded hundreds of kilometers outside of the city with the princess, alone and undefended. I’d rather not have that happen.”

            “Why, because you’d get in trouble?” Serena inquired.

            “Now, now, Serena, there’s no reason to throw out such wild statements,” Aphros rolled her tongue. “In any case, we’ll have to hoof it back on foot,” she declared. She pointed toward the city in the distance, emphasis on distance. Like the noble had said, they were hundreds of kilometers away, and it would all be done on foot. That was a tall order, even with Serena and Orion’s superhuman physicality. And that’s before factoring in their biggest potential problem.

            “Dear Lord, guiding Irene through hundreds of kilometers of farmland on foot!” Serena exclaimed, “Are you insane?”

            “No, I’m supposed to be attending to Princess Atlanta right now,” Orion freaked out. “I still need to sort out her day planner, prepare tomorrow’s clothes, brush her hair, alphabetize her wardrobe, guide her through the palace garden, color code her socks, and…”

            “Orion, priorities,” Serena grabbed her friend by the shoulders. “We’ll unpack your bizarre compulsions towards attending Princess Atlanta later. For now, we have to get home, which means using the communicator despite Aphros’s objections and-.”

            Serena’s words were cut off by a sudden and loud electric crackle. The two servants turned to see Aphros had summoned her chain whip and shattered the hovercraft’s built-in communicator.

            “Whoops, I broke it,” Aphros made a ‘silly me’ gesture.

            “Oh Lord,” Serena tried to keep a handle on her emotions.

            “Are we there yet?” A sleepy Irene poked her head out of the hovercraft.

            “Oh Lord,” Serena’s head slumped as she tried not to cry.

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            The four travelers trudged along the lone asphalt road, with only corn for kilometers in two directions and an empty road in the other two. During the three hours they had walked, the group had not encountered another living soul or even a road sign. Serena had only read books and seen movies with such roads from back in the day when most vehicles traveled along the ground.

            ‘The fucking stone age is what it was,’ Serena thought. ‘How did anybody get anywhere without hovercrafts?’ The maid chewed on this thought for a while before discarding it and refocusing her energy elsewhere, namely, on the princess, whom she was currently giving a piggyback ride.

            Lady Aphros, meanwhile, was sweating buckets. Yet, she was still chipper as ever. Already being dressed for a long hike helped. The only thing that seemed to slow her down was the low grumble of her stomach. That and the sun beginning to dip over the horizon was also concerning.

            “Hmm, we may not make it back to town tonight, but we’ll hopefully find somewhere to stay before sundown,” Lady Aphros tried to lift the group’s spirit.

            ‘Lovely, lost in the countryside and the dark,’ Serena seethed. ‘And the people at the palace damn well know we’re missing by now. I wonder how panicked they are?’

            “Princess…princess,” Orion mumbled, the heat having thoroughly baked the youth.

            “Oh, pretty,” Irene observed the setting sun, sparkles in her eyes. “Come back, Mr. Sun!” Irene hopped off Serena’s back and darted into the cornfield.

            “I was wondering when that would happen,” Serena sighed and chased after her ward, disappearing into the cornfield behind the princess.

            “Shouldn’t we go after them?” Orion asked, turning to Aphros.

            “They’ll be fine. I trust Serena to look after her princess,” the noble assured. “We need to stay on the road. Going out into that field is the quickest way for all of us to get hopelessly lost. Besides, this road must exist for a reason. Someone must be using it, and that someone is our ticket to getting home. After that, we can go back for Serena and the princess.”

            “If you say so,” Orion stared back at the cornfield, debating whether he should go in anyway.

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            The stalks of corn towered over Serena and especially Irene. The latter found this fact a perfect reason to play a game of hide and seek inside the field. The former rolled her eyes and played along.

            “Can’t find me,” Irene playfully danced among the corn, seemingly disappearing and reappearing randomly.

            ‘How is she still so energetic? We haven’t eaten since that small lunch at eleven, and we’ve been out here for hours since then,’ Serena wondered. The maid tried to track the princess’s movements through the field but soon realized it was a fool’s errand. The little girl’s movements had no rhyme, reason, or physical sense. At times, it appeared like she teleported from place to place, but that seemed almost ridiculous to the young maid. Almost because Serena knew that such a thing would be quaint compared to the odd things she’d encountered recently.

            “You can’t catch me,” Irene sang as she disappeared further into the field.

            “You think so?” Serene replied before dashing through the corn towards the sound of the princess’s voice. The maid bolted through the field at speeds that would make a career sprinter blush, but as she reached forward to grab what she thought was Irene’s prone form, the maid found only a stack of corn.

            “Can’t catch me!” Irene jumped out from behind Serena, apparently having hidden atop the stalks of some enormous ears of corn. In fact, as the two had ventured deeper into the field, Serena noted the vegetables had only grown in size.

            ‘Jeez, some of this must be bigger than my head,’ Serena noted. “No, wait, focus. Princess, stop running.”

            “Tag, you’re it,” Irene slapped Serena’s back before running away again.

            “Oh, D-darn it,” Serena censored herself before racing after her charge. The usual song and dance continued for tens of minutes until Serena finally lost track of the princess. ‘Damn it, damn it, damn it,’ the maid swore internally until she heard the sound of a soft landing. Like someone jumping into hay. ‘No prize for guessing who that was.’

            Serena climbed her way to the top of one of the giant corn stalks, now the size of small trees. Her eyes scanned the area and quickly locked onto a large wagon full of hay resting on a small raised hill. Atop the haystack was the sleeping form of Irene and a large bearded man in a straw hat chuckling to himself, watching her.

            ‘Oh, thank god, a local. Maybe he knows how to get out of here,’ Serena bounced across cornstalks before landing on the hill softly.

            “Ha, I was wunderin’ what all the racket was,” the bearded man chuckled as he greeted Serena. His black hair was balding and graying, most of it centered on his bushy beard. The straw hat frayed slightly at the edges, while his faded blue overalls and red checkered shirt were dirty and well-worn. The man practically towered over Serena, being at least 2 meters tall and broad as a bull. “Your little sister is a troublesome tyke, ain’t she?”

            “Yes…yes, she is,” Serena played along, not wanting to tell this random man that it was a princess he was talking about.

            “Haven’t seen you two round these parts before,” the man continued.

            “Yeah, our hovercraft broke down a few kilometers from here,” Serena explained. “You wouldn’t happen to know the way to the nearest city? Or nearest phone, at least?”

            “I’d say you better start walkin 'cause that’s the only way, and that’s the only city,” the farmer pointed at the outline of New Celene in the distance. “As for the phone, that’s closer, but still a lot a walkin.”

            “There’s nothing out here? Not a town or rest stop? Not even a hoverbus or train?” Serena inquired.

            “Nothing but farm and animals out here, little missy,” the old man shook his head. “We ain’t got no need for hoverstuff or restin places. Not exactly a touristy spot. That’s the other side of the big city, if I’m rememberin right. We’re uh, what’d the city folk call it? Flyover land?”

            “So, you don’t have a phone on you then?” Serena asked.

            “Can’t, always gets broken out in the field. Gotta leave it at home,” the farmer answered.

            “And how far is your home?” The maid felt her heart clench.

            “I’d say a few hours walk,” the old man replied. “Faster if you had something to ride.”

            “Lovely…But wait, how’d you get out here then?” Serena pointed out.

            “Well, I was haulin some vegies, it was gettin to midday, and I decide to take a nap,” the farmer recalled. “When I woke up, I dun forgot where I parked the thing.”

            ‘Just my luck,’ Serena sighed. “Well, I guess it’s back to the road then. Maybe we’ll finally run into somebody.”

            “You’ve been following that ol’ road?” The farmer asked.

            “Yeah, why?” The raven-haired girl felt a pang of concern.

            “You won’t find nuttin' followin' that old thing,” the old man shook his head. “It’s from way back in the day. We only keep it around cause it makes things easier a few times a year. Y’all got no guarantee to find nothing or nobody going down that. It don’t even take you all the way to the city.”

            “Oh, perfect,” Serena sighed again.

            “Don’t you be worrying yourself, little lady. I ain’t gonna leave a couple youngins out in the middle o' nowhere,” the farmer assured. “As soon as I find mah tractor, I’ll take you back to my place, and ya’ll can make a call.”

            “Oh, thanks, Mr…uh,” Serena realized she didn’t even know his name.

            “Gregorius,” the old man introduced himself.

            “Serena, and my, ahem, sister’s name is Irene,” the maid nodded. She could feel her muscle memory urging her to curtsy but stopped herself from doing so. ‘Don’t think I need to do that. Unless I want him to think I’m weird.’

            “Now then, where did that there tractor disappear to?” Gregorius scoured the area for his lost vehicle.

            “I have a hunch,” Serena hummed. ‘It can’t be far if he chose to nap here, and knowing the kind of people I’ve been running into recently, it’s probably hiding in plain sight.’ The maid scanned the area until her vision was blocked by the brightness of the setting sun. Walking toward the light, Serena ducked into a patch of the giant corn stalks. She found a large something, partially sunk into a patch of muddy ground. “Is this it?”

            “Well, I’ll be, no wunder I couldn’t find it,” Gregorius chuckled and walked over to Serena. He grabbed the back of his vehicle with one hand and hefted it right out of the muck as though he were picking up a small log, startling Serena.

            ‘That’s…jeez,’ Serena’s mouth was agape. ‘You know, I really should stop being surprised. This is hardly the strangest thing I’ve encountered. Plus, he’s obviously a worker, and we’re all superhuman for some reason.’

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            Aphros collapsed on the side of the road. It had been nearly an hour since Serena and Irene had left, and now sunset was rapidly approaching. The noblewoman’s stomach growled loudly as she writhed dramatically on the ground. Orion watched her with a mixture of confusion and concern.

            “This is the end. I’m so hungry I can’t walk another step,” Aphros proclaimed in the same tone as a fainting southern belle. “I knew I should’ve eaten a larger lunch, but I thought we’d be home by now.”

            ‘I’m starting to feel a little hungry, too,’ Orion admitted to himself.

            “Orion, attend to me in my final moments. There’s a pen and paper in my right pocket. Please help me scribe my final thoughts,” Aphros asked as she dramatically splayed the back of her right hand over her face.

            “Please, Lady Aphros, it’s not that bad,” Orion pointed out. “We can go much longer without food, and I still have plenty of water from our hike.” The butler revealed a small portable cooler he had been carrying, filled with cold bottled water.

            “Uh, so weak,” the blonde coughed and writhed, but she earned no extra sympathy from the servant.

            “Lady Aphros,” Orion was at a loss. Before the scene could continue, they were both startled by the sound of an approaching vehicle.

            “Salvation,” Aphros sprang to her feet and looked up the road.

            “Umm, it’s over there,” Orion pointed towards the cornfield. Emerging from the field was an old man driving a massive hovertractor pulling a wagon. Riding in its passenger seat was Serena carrying a sleeping Irene.

            “Told you she’d be fine,” Aphros beamed with pride.

            “What happened to starving?” Orion pointed out.

            “Uh,” the noble sweated. “Hey, Serena, where have you been? Who’s your friend?”

            Serena jumped off the tractor and landed before Aphros, “That’s Gregorius. He’s a farmer around here…I think.”

            “A farmer?” Lady Aphros’s eyes beamed. “That means he’s a member of the Filo family. Those guys live and breathe the farmlands. He should know this place like the back of his hand.”

            “Well, ma’am, I’m sorry to burst your bubble,” Gregorius began, “but that ain’t exactly true. Endless corn looks the same no matter where you be going. Y’all can’t exactly find your way through that, no matter how long you’ve been livin' out here.”

            “Oh,” The blonde noble deflated.

            “Like I told your little friend, don’t you be worrying now,” the farmer assured. “I’ll have all y’all back to my farmstead once I dun drop off these vegetables.”

            “Hooray,” Aphros did a triumphant backflip.

            “What vegetables?” Orion pointed to the tractor’s empty wagon.

            “Darn, knew I shouldn’t have taken my eyes off um,” Gregorius cursed.

            “What now?” Serena exclaimed.

            “Oh yeah, I remember now,” Lady Aphros tapped her left palm with her right fist in realization. “They were runnin…ahem, running experiments on the crops and cattle out here. Makes them bigger and self-harvesting, among other things.”

            “Self-harvesting?” Serena questions the blonde.

            “Well, I’d explain it, but I think it’d be better to see for yourself,” Aphros pointed back in the direction Serena and Gregorius came. The ground began to shake a little as a distant rustling out in the field started to race towards them. Emerging from the corn was a small stampede of giant, animate vegetables with big cartoonish eyes that looked more like stickers than natural parts of their body.

            “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Serena yelled as she jumped away, guarding Irene against the rampaging plants.

            “Lady Aphros, get behind me,” is what Orion intended to say, but the vegetables just ran him right over. The butler was left in a comically stepped-on pose on the ground.

            “Back, back, I say, back!” Aphros drew her sword to fend off the vegetables. Alas, while it proved effective in damaging them, there were so many, and her blade was only so big that she could barely clear out a small safe zone for herself.

            “Get away,” Serena kicked over a giant carrot, which rolled back over and leaped back up to continue its rampage.

            “I got-Bfff,” Orion stood up, only to be smacked in the face by a giant cabbage. Despite the other three’s panic, Gregorius remained calm as the vegies raged around him. The old man took a deep breath and pulled out a large farmer’s sickle. With machine-like focus, he cut down all the rampaging plants with a few quick strokes.

            “Oh, that was impressive,” Aphros complimented.

            “It ain’t that much different than harvesting them normally,” Gregorius explained. “Only change is they be movin', just got to account for that.”

            “Oh Lord, I’m glad that’s over,” Serena wiped the sweat off her forehead.

            “Did those vegetables look panicked to you?” Orion dusted himself off, “Like they were running from something?” Everyone else looked at him in a mixture of confusion and slowly dawning concern.

            “Darn,” Gregorius muttered.

            The next moment, a massive cow burst out from the field, an ear of corn caught in its maw like a lion eating its prey. While certainly a cow, the beast looked far more bull-like and incredibly muscular. Its expression was of barely contained fury, a beast one would not want to lock horns with.

            “How did that sneak up on us?” Serena pointed out.

            “Is something fun happening?” Irene finally roused from her slumber. “Oh, cow.”

            “Go back to sleep, princess,” the maid whispered.

            “Nah,” she replied.

            “Now, now, ol’ Bess, you settle down,” Gregorius moved to restrain his cattle, but the beast merely swatted him aside. The farmer flew out into the field and disappeared into the corn.

            “So much for that,” Serena sighed. “Orion, let’s go for the eyes,” the maid proposed.

            “Okay,” Orion agreed and moved into position.

            “Stay here, princess,” Serena placed Irene inside the hovertractor before moving to engage the beast. The two workers jumped in unison and tried to kick the beast in each eye, but the beast simply adjusted its head, causing the two to crash right into its thick skull.

            “Go for the belly,” Orion stated. Again, the two dashed in unison and tried to punch and kick the creature’s belly, but their blows bounced off its leathery hide. With little effort, the beast swatted them aside, sending them both crashing into the dirt.

            “Well, I guess it’s up to me,” Aphros stepped forward. The giant cow looked down at her with a bloodthirsty glare. “None of that now. It’s time for a rodeo,” the blonde shifted her sword into its chain whip form, which lassoed itself around the cow’s neck. The noble jumped atop the creature’s back and wrangled the beast.

            “Is she really?” Serena picked herself up, wincing from the pain.

            “Get along, little doggie,” Aphros channeled a yellow energy through her whip, which caused the rampaging cattle to slow down. “There, there, let’s calm down now,” she patted the beast’s head. The fury and rage in the animal’s eyes evaporated, and it became calm. Alas, it was too late for the ear of corn, which was dropped from the cow’s mouth and clattered lifelessly on the ground. “Stand for applause,” Aphros struck a pose. Irene was the only one to oblige.

            “I didn’t realize it at first, but Aphros can be quite competent when she wants to be,” Serena commented.

            “Yeah,” Orion agreed.

            “Alright, Bessie, ready for round…oh, y’all figured it out,” Gregorius emerged from the cornfield with a big rock. He dropped it to the side and went over to greet Aphros. “You must got the magic touch, ma’am. Ain’t nobody got control of Bessie that fast before.”

            “It’s a gift,” Aphros beamed.

            “Well, since we got them veggies now and Bessie under control,” Gregorius began, “I’ll take y’all straight back to town if you want. Least I could do for your help.”

            “Yes, thank you,” Aphros instantly accepted.

            “What happened to just using his phone?” Serena commented to Orion.

            “I guess Lady Aphros has a plan?” He replied.

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            An hour or so later, as sunset began turning to twilight, the four travelers were sat in the wagon hauled by Gregoris’s hovertractor. Their destination was New Celene, although it would be some time before they arrived. Lady Aphros beamed with pride as she snacked on some vegetables gratefully provided by Gregorius.

            “This will take forever to get back,” Serena pointed out as she took a bite of a carrot. “They must be in an absolute panic back at the palace.”

            “Don’t y’all…ahem, don’t you worry,” Aphros assured. “We’ll ride on until we’re about a kilometer outside the city. Then we’ll sneak back into the palace, and I’ll spin a story to the Queen, and all this will be brushed right under the rug.”

            “Wouldn’t it be easier to just use his phone?” Serena inquired.

            “Too late for that,” Aphros shook her head. “If I called my friend now, they’d be obligated to tell that certain someone where I’ve been. Don’t wanna get us all in trouble now.”

            “If you say so,” Serena leaned back. Irene was currently sleeping on her lap. Orion sat off to the side, trying desperately to stay awake.

            “Get some sleep, you two. It’s a long way back,” Aphros laid down on the floor of the wagon. “Jeez, this is uncomfortable. There’s no way I’ll fall…Zzzzzz.” The blonde immediately fell asleep.

            “She’s got the right idea,” Serena felt her own eyes beginning to close and let herself slip into sleep.

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Ares 26th 758

            “What is that noise?” Serena suddenly noticed a massive increase in the ambient sound. Last she remembered, they were in the middle of nowhere with only the crickets and the sound of the hovertractor. Why was there so much talking and engine noise all of a sudden? “Wait, what?” The maid bolted awake. The first thing her eyes saw was the grand crystal building of New Celene. As well as many of its citizens who were staring at her. Or rather, they stared at the tractor she was riding on. The maid looked to her side to see all her companions were still fast asleep.

            “Lady Aphros, wake up,” Serena shook the noble.

            “Haha, you’re a funny one, Celly. You can’t eat that,” Aphros muttered sleepily.

            “Lady Aphros, seriously,” jabbed the blonde in the cheek with her finger.

            “Wha…? Oh, and good morning to you, too,” Aphros said, annoyed. “What’s this all…about…Oh…” Aphros realized where they were and how many eyes were upon them. “Darn.”

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            After bidding farewell to Gregorius, who didn’t see any problem driving them straight through the city. Aphros then took Serena, Orion, and Irene through a few secret tunnels to return to the palace. The noble watched every corner like a hawk, desperately trying to get them back in as quietly as possible. Once they were merely a hop, skip, and a jump from the palace itself, she turned to address the three.

            “Alright, from here, we can sneak into the back of the palace,” the noble explained. “After that, we’ll split. I’ll make it to the Queen’s chambers and devise something to have this whole situation written off. You two get cleaned up, drop Irene off at her room, and slip back to your own. If anyone asks, you don’t know anything.”

            “As you wish,” Serena rolled her eyes.

            “Alright team, break,” Aphros opened the last door to the palace, but instead of the empty path she expected, there was someone waiting with a squad of guards. The woman was dressed similarly to Aphros, in the same noble garb that resembled a military uniform, but hers was colored much darker. The woman’s hair was short and a very dark red bordering on black. The air around her appeared to warp and twist as though she radiated heat. Her green eyes glared straight at Aphros, and if looks could kill.

            “Aré? What are you doing here?” Aphros tried to be nonchalant.

            “I have a better question. Where have you been?” Aré roared. “You and the third princess have been gone since yesterday. Suddenly, you show up riding into the city on a hovertractor?”

            “There’s a reasonable explanation for this, I assure you,” Aphros put her hands up.

            “Who is that?” Serena whispered to Orion.

            “That’s Lady Aré,” Orion answered. “She Lady Aphros’s virtual equal and the Queen’s closest confidant.”

            “I assume she’s the one Aphros didn’t want to know about this?” Serena inquired.

            “That would be a safe guess, yes,” Orion replied.

            “Is there a reasonable explanation for the now missing hovercraft?” Lady Aré continued her rant.

            “Aré, the important thing is that the princess is safe, see?” Aphros gestured to Irene.

            “Hi, Aunty Aré,” Irene waved.

            ‘Aunty?’ Serena felt like she heard something she shouldn’t have.

            “Irene, look how filthy you’ve gotten,” Aré noticed the princess's disheveled state. “You two,” the noble pointed at Serena and Orion, “take the princess and get her cleaned up this instant.”

            “As you wish,” Serena bowed and took Irene away alongside Orion. ‘I like her already.’ The maid thought

            “As for you,” Aré turned to Aphros. “We’ll have a long, long talk about your behavior,” she grabbed Aphros by the ear and dragged her away.

            “Aré! Aré please, that hurts. Come on, it was just a little hike. I didn’t mean to do anything,” Aphros pleaded. “Aré, we’re friends, aren’t we? Ow, stop that…Aré!”

            “Shouldn’t we do something?” Orion asked as he watched Aphros be dragged away.

            “Nope, the way I see it, this whole situation was Aphros’s fault,” Serena commented. “You reap what you sow.” One last thought crossed Serena’s mind as the two workers walked away from the scene. ‘Now I just have to avoid that happening to me, but what are the odds I manage to piss her off?’

May This Fantasy Continue A Little Longer…

 

Next Time: Serena pisses Aré off in Chapter XIV: Heavenly Hotcakes Part I

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Unexpected difficulties, like vehicle troubles, are always the worst on trips, even short ones. You must always be prepared for such an event, even if the chances are slim. Being caught unprepared is the quickest way to start a very long day.

Author's Note: Now we move onto the completely comedic section, at this point we've pulled far away from the political intrigue of the first arc and will only continue to do so for the next two chapters before we hit a more dramatic story again.

Homeward Rebound itself existed as just a funny idea I had, and an excuse to introduce both what the world outside New Celene's walls looks like (or part of it at least) and a member of the Filo family (since the servant families will be a bigger deal in the stories near and far future).

Personally, my favorite part of this story is Aphros's bits (even if the whole story is her fault and she has no one to blame for her suffering but herself), especially her picking up that country soundin' speech pattern.

Of course, the most important part of this story is the introduction of a certain other noble who will grow to be very important for the next several chapters. I'll speak more on Lady Aré in the next couple of chapters, but for now I'll saw she exists as a foil and counterpoint to Aphros. 

Until next time, Read, Comment and Enjoy.