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Tuesday, March 26, 2024

Maid in Fantasy - Lonely Child (Not The Kind You're Thinking Of)

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            “Behold, the Bocchinoko!” Lady Aphros presented her pet. It was like a large snake, although instead of being long, it was very wide. A little chubby, one might say. It also had a dull pinkish color to its scales and somehow had a bored look in its eyes.

            “You mean, a tsuchinoko?” Serena asked.

            “No, a Bocchinoko,” Aphros huffed.

            “A lonely child...Child of lonely?” Serena attempted to translate the name.

            “No, she’s my little Gotoh-Chan,” Aphros beamed as she cuddled with the reptile. Gotoh-Chan didn’t appreciate the gesture and wriggled in her grip.

            “Lady Aphros, if you don’t mind me asking, why are you showing us your pet?” Orion inquired.

            “To expand your appreciation of the animal kingdom, of course,” Aphros hummed. You see, if you rub a Bocchinoko’s belly, it’ll sing a beautiful song.” The noble rubbed Gotoh’s underside, eagerly awaiting the creature’s supposed musical side.

            “PYAAAAAH!” Gotoh let out a high-pitched squeal more fitting for a mouse than a snake.

            “Such a beautiful song,” Serena lied.

            “Ah, poor thing must be terrified,” Aphros cradled her pet, who continued trying to squirm out of her grip.

            ‘I wonder why?’ Serena rolled her eyes.

            “Lady Aphros, is it alright?” Orion showed concern.

            “Oh, don’t worry,” Aphros slacked her grip, “this one is an anxious little thing and-” Spotting its chance, Gotoh sprung from the noble’s grasp and slithered away as fast as it could. “Huh? Gotoh-Chan, come back!” The blonde chased after her pet.

            “Serena, we should-” Orion moved to help.

            “No, Orion,” Serena stopped him. “I think it’s best we leave Aphros to sort out her own problems.”

            Meanwhile, Gotoh had almost made it to the palace gardens. If one could understand the reptile’s thoughts and translate them to something similar to human speech, it’d probably sound something like this.

            ‘This lady is crazy! This place smells funny! Freedom!’

            With the dirt of the gardens finally in sight, Gotoh leaped forward, only to have a chain wrap around its body and yank it back into Aphros’s arms.

            “You naughty snake, no running off again,” Aphros scolded. “Who knows where you could’ve ended up? There are germs out there.” The noble carried off the squirming snake. Unfortunately for Gotoh, Aphros would not take her out of her cage again for quite a while.

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Taking care of a pet is a great responsibility and one must be aware of the animal's needs, both physically and emotionally.

Author's Note: This has to be the most blatant and direct reference/meme I've ever written. If you can guess to what, you get a no-prize.

Until next time, Read, Comment and Enjoy.

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Maid in Fantasy - Facts of the World I

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            The world of Maid in Fantasy has borders outside the words of the stories as written. Details that are not pertinent to the moment but may linger as questions to the curious reader. These installments will be used to flesh out some of the finer details of the world and how it works. Some of these are first thoughts and immediate answers to specific questions, so they may be taken as canon or fact until otherwise contradicted by the main story (which always takes precedent).

I Got My Mind On My Money:

            As a far-future, utopic, post-scarcity society, citizens of the Kingdom of Celene are guaranteed a generous universal income. It’s roughly enough for the average family to survive on. Still, even if it wasn’t, most families already have a sizable amount of generational wealth and land to inherit. As a result, nobody (barring the obvious exception of the worker families) has to work for a living, but they can if they want to acquire more money or expand what they own.

            Broadly speaking, this leads to two paths people take. Those who are content with what they have turn to artistic or personal pursuits, while those who desire more take on a trade or start a business venture. Obviously, there are varying degrees to these pursuits and it is different for each individual. For example, some of those personal pursuits may be a scholarly or sports career that generates a great deal of income. Or a business venture may be undertaken in a field one is passionate about.

            Now, most of this applies exclusively to the extremely large Low Noble class, which is analogous to a modern-day middle class (at least culturally. Money-wise, they’re closer to an upper-upper-middle class). High Nobles have so much generational wealth and power that they have little need to start new ventures except out of boredom.

            On that note, many Low Nobles start ventures because of the allure of rising to the position of High Noble. The distinction between the two groups is less about birthright and formality and more about power and influence. If one were to gather large amounts of money, land, and power, it is only natural you’d be considered a High Noble (it’s getting to that point that’s the hard part, kind of like how it is in real life).

            As a quick aside, while rare, it is possible to go bankrupt in Celene if you’re stupid, careless, or frivolous with your money, like investing all of it in a doomed venture or a luxury that becomes worthless overnight. While poverty isn’t really a thing in Celene, humiliation, scandal, and damaged reputations are. Many such cases end up in the underground or flee to the farthest continents to keep themselves away from judgmental eyes.

            On the other hand, workers are not readily guaranteed an income and must work for their keep. Members of the Diane family and all workers in the palace are generally paid very generously for their work. Many retire to fairly comfortable lives (non-Diane workers also use such savings to sponsor other family members for work in the palace). They are also paid in rations of food, clothing, daily essentials, and a few luxuries, which are baked into their pay (like a guaranteed number of free groceries from the palace’s grocery stores. See this short: link).

            Those who work outside of the palace are less fortunate. The best-paid earn enough to live in roughly the same conditions as the modern-day middle class. The worst-paid live at a low-low middle-class standard (again, no poverty, but that doesn’t mean conditions are great. Serena works in the palace, and her bedroom is the size of a small dorm bedroom, so imagine how bad the people outside may have it).

The (Supposed) Duties of Highest Nobles:

            The high nobles have been a key part of the story, but their actual duties may seem nebulous.

            Lady Aphros’s official title is “The First of the High Council,” the ruling elite beneath the Queen. Essentially, it is a congress or group of advisors to the royal family. Aphros has a great deal of political power, but her actual duties are varied. She oversees the creation of laws, manages political factions, acts in the Queen’s interest, and (as displayed in the first story arc) handles espionage and dissidents.

            She is, however, quite flighty and is quick to pass off her duties to others to chase wild whims. However, one must never mistake her actions for simple laziness; one can never know exactly what the blonde is thinking.

            Lady Aré is officially the head of faith for the kingdom, but it wasn’t always that way. You may see her current title as a lofty executive title given to her because her original position was eliminated, but they still wanted to retain her. Her duties would be to organize the kingdom’s religious factions, oversee ceremonies, and perform religious services for the royal family, but she doesn’t perform them often. Instead, she has focused on her personal pursuits, using her position to support such endeavors.

            Perhaps she longs for the days when she could be useful and is desperate to fill that void…

            Lady Ze is the Captain of the Palace Guard, which is a tall task considering that the palace is the size of a small city. Anyone not part of the Queen’s personal guard answers to her, and she oversees the palace’s security, the safety of its inhabitants, and the repelling of any attackers. She has also taken it upon herself to train or supervise the training of many members of the guard. That’s why she’s taken to training Serena and Orion, whom she considers part of the guard (the princesses’ safety is a major part of their jobs, after all).

            She takes her job very seriously (perhaps too much) to the point of boundless enthusiasm…

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It's been a minute since a put out a supplement going into the facts of the setting. Sometimes my brain races on the mechanics of the world and I have to write it down for safekeeping. In this case, money and the fact the nobles seem to have nothing better to do than bug Serena. Why yes, Lady Aphros has a surprising amount of free time despite being the number 2 person in the entire kingdom. She's constantly taking people on random flights of fancy and spending days teaching people magic tricks (and actual magic). It's almost like she blows off a lot of the responsibility for her job. It's a wonder Aré is so mad at her all the time (despite being guilty of doing similar things). Can you sense a theme here?

Until next time, Read, Comment and Enjoy.