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Candidate #9
Subject: YOU
Status: In Front Of The Screen
Subject has proven an insatiable curiosity for topics they are better off not knowing. For example, attempting to decipher the origins of the Green Coast incident despite our best efforts. Subject has proven adeptness with computer systems, namely our own which they are accessing right now as I type this document. Subject has also proven remarkably poor judgment, believing themselves to be accessing our database from a safe and defensible location. I'd say do not be alarmed, but I believe even you wouldn't believe such blatant lies. For an extra surprise, highlight the "censored" text above. No, it won't work on the previous entries, we're smarter than that. You have approximately 27 seconds before the local authorities break down your door with a warrant to arrest you for several crimes you may or may not have committed. Do not worry. If you manage to escape somehow, we may consider you for future employment. I'd say good luck, but you'll need more than that if you want to see tomorrow. Good Bye…
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