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Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Maid in Fantasy - Stuck

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            “How did you get that on the ceiling?” Serena exclaimed while Irene looked down at the floor and whistled. The young princess had certainly been busy.

            “Dunno,” Irene answered.

            “Princess, forgive me if that sounds unlikely. I’m fairly certain it can’t stick to the ceiling under normal circumstances,” Serena pointed out.

            “Maybe, you never tried hard enough,” was Irene’s justification.

            “Princess, you’re not in trouble. I just want to know how you did it,” Serena assured.

            “It was a juggling monkey,” Irene stated.

            “Oh no, we’re not doing that again[1],” Serena cut her off. She wasn’t about to relive any part of that agonizing day.

            “It’s a magic trick,” Irene revealed.

            “Right, a very fascinating trick,” Serena sighed. “Would you mind sharing how?”

            “Um, a good magician never reveals her secrets,” Irene replied.

            “Okay,” Serena gave up, “Now would you happen to know how to get it down without breaking it?”

            “Hmm,” Irene hummed, “nope.”

            “Fine, I’ll get the cherry picker,” Serena shook her head, “again.”

            “Can I get on the cherry picker?” Irene asked with her big innocent eyes.

            “Only if you promise to get it down,” Serena wagged her finger as Irene followed her out of the room.



[1] See Maid in Fantasy Shorts II “An Ounce of Honesty”

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Sometimes strange and inexplicable things happen and we have to clean up the mess they left behind.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2023

Maid in Fantasy - Another Winter Night

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            Serena sat alone in her small room in the palace’s servant quarters. The snowy winter night outside was blocked out by the structure’s excellent insulation. However, it was still fairly cold in her area due to convection. Not enough to be dangerous, but just enough to be annoying. The maid sighed, she missed spending winter in her much nicer and heated home. Alas, that was a privilege no longer afforded to her as a worker.

            “Is this going to be my life now? Staring at this ceiling every morning and night?” Serena sighed. She associated the midpoint of the winter with a break from school and spending more time at home with her mother. A great time to catch up on hobbies or just lounge around at home with family. Not so anymore. Which wouldn’t be so bad if it were even remotely her choice or chosen path, but no, this life was forced upon her.

            “Heaven forbid a heating unit, or ventilation breaks down here,” Serena pondered. “Then it’ll go from annoying to actually dangerous.” The maid hoped it wouldn’t come to that, but with all the rotten luck she had experienced in the past few months, she wasn’t discounting any possibility.

            “I want to say I just want to go home. I want to say I just want to see my mother,” Serena muttered, “but right now, I just want to be anywhere but here.” The teen curled up into her bed to warm up.

            “Serena,” Orion popped his head into the room, “are you busy?”

            “Thankfully not,” Serena yawned. “What’s going on?”

            “Well, I found an old sled in this pile of stuff Lady Aphros dumped on me last month,” the butler explained, “it’s, uh, too big for one person, though.”

            “Say no more,” Serena hopped to her feet. “Did she leave you some warm clothes too?”

            “I think there’s some inside the crockpots,” Orion commented.

            “Crockpots? Does she just leave all her unwanted gifts on your doorstep?” Serena chuckled, “is there a stack of ugly sweaters and some touristy crap in there too?”

            “Um, maybe?” Orion scratched his head as they left the room.

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Recreation is an important part in breaking up the monotony of a working life.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2023

Maid in Fantasy: Chapter II (Rewrite) - Maid Without a Choice

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            In a possible future, in a world not unlike our own, one single kingdom rose as the dominant and only power. It was an ethereal realm with castles made of gemstone and technology so great it was indiscernible from magic. A land where humanity had advanced so far that to live in comfort and excess was the standard, and a life of hard labor and servitude was a rarity. It was known as the kingdom of Celene.

            To be a worker, a servant, or a laborer in this kingdom was seen as a mark of honor. They were the 1% who slaved their lives away so others may prosper. Alas, to be a worker was not a simple choice but a burden granted at birth. As in our time, where being noble meant being part of a family lineage, a worker was a sort of birthright in this kingdom. Grand worker families spread their branches across the domain. To be born in one meant a life of hard work and labor, no matter your personal opinion.

            However, their best and brightest were chosen for the highest of honors. To be personal servants for the eternal royal family that ruled this ethereal kingdom. Among the best exists one family, the Diane. For generations, that family has held the grandest honor of being the only ones allowed to attend the Queen and her daughters. However, such an exclusive honor can create odd results in exceptional circumstances. Such abnormal results greatly influenced the life of a certain young woman who knew naught of what her family history truly meant.

            Previously on Maid in Fantasy: Serena Moffat, or rather, Serena Diane, was informed by the High Noble Lady Aphros that she was a member of the Diane worker family. Her cousin was meant to attend the Queen’s youngest daughter as a maid. However, complications arose, and she left the royal family’s service. Serena was left as the only member of the family of age who could take on the vital role. With no choice in the matter, Serena’s life as a low noble was to be completely dropped so she could begin training as a maid. With only a week to get her affairs in order, Serena finds herself at a crossroads, with only one real path available to her…

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Eptáber 14th-19th 757

            Serena spent the first day after receiving the news in shock, barely leaving her room and autopiloting through the day’s meals and a shower. She didn’t even speak to her mother, not for lack of trying on the latter’s part, but the teen just didn’t have more than two words to say at a time. As a result, an eerie quiet hung over the home. Neither could bare to look the other in the eye.

            As the weekend passed, Serena woke up the following day to the realization that there was no point in her going to school. This revelation made getting out of bed that much harder, but the raven-haired girl had grown sick of her room during the previous day and forced herself out. As she came down the stairs, she heard her mother talking on the phone. It was a conversation the teen knew was inevitable but didn’t want to think about.

            “…and that’s the end of it. Thank you for your understanding, principal,” Romeda stated. “No, no, there’s no chance she’ll be coming back, but thank you for your concern…It’s no problem, thank you…Goodbye.” Serena’s mother put down the phone with a heavy sigh.

            “That’s the end of it?” Serena entered the room.

            “Good morning, Serena,” her mother didn’t dare to look back at her child. “I’ve canceled your tuition. We’ll receive full reimbursement in a few days. It’s not that much in the grand scheme of things, but workers are in need of money more than anyone else.”

            “Mom, I…do we really…aghhh,” Serena threw her head into her hands. “This is a bitter pill to swallow. I’m sorry.”

            “Don’t apologize, Serena, this isn’t your fault,” Romeda shook her head. “But that wasn’t the hard part for today. There are other things we need to get out of the way today.”

            “Like what?” Serena looked at her mother quizzically. “What could be so hard?”

            The following hours were some of the most miserable and boring of Serena’s life. The teen had never expected to sign that many forms in her lifetime, let alone in a single day. All the paperwork they worked through made the girl feel like she was signing away her entire life, which wasn’t too far from the truth.

            When they first got to city hall, the staff was cordial enough. However, the atmosphere changed as Serena’s mother made some requests and handed over some official-looking documents. Suddenly, the neutral gazes of the workers and management were filled with a mixture of very evident and extreme opinions. Pitying and confused looks toward Serena were contrasted by harsh glares directed at Romeda. However, as form after form flew across the desk before them and Romeda’s expression grew increasingly forlorn, the glares softened.

            Every possible condolence found its way out of the mouth of every other person in the building once the staff realized Serena was being forced into a worker’s life. However, the other half had less pity to give. Instead, delivering sentiments like, “it’s only natural” and “it’ll be good for you.” The endless bureaucracy was mind-numbing, but the mixed messages made Serena sick to her stomach.

            By the end of the day, the teen left the town hall without most of her old IDs, certificates, and official documents. In their place, she was gifted a whole new set. An ID that loudly declared her worker status, a stack of papers stating her new rights and responsibilities, and even a new birth certificate. Yet, the biggest change of all was her name. For all intents and purposes, the citizen known as Serena Moffat no longer existed. Replaced with worker Serena Diane, reporting for duty.

            Back at home, Serena stared at the new card with a cocktail of unpleasant emotions stewing inside her. The piece of plastic served only to remind her of what a garbage day this had been and how much she was about to throw away. It would be one thing if she chose this life for herself. A job like this could have been rewarding and swelled her pride for her kingdom. But, being forced to because of who her mother was and the actions of some family member she had never met awakened a hideous feeling deep inside the young woman.

            The following days just raised the bitterness further. At one point, the sight of her college letters sent Serena into a fury. So, she locked them in a box and chucked them deep into her closet, unable to bear looking at them. After that, came a couple days of determining what constituted the “essentials” she was supposed to bring.

            It started simply with Serena packing a couple suitcases of what she usually brought on vacation. Lots of clothes, toiletries, hair care products, a couple of books and games, and so on. The teen found herself determining if she could feasibly fit a computer in a suitcase when her mom came by to check on her. Romeda almost had a fit when she saw her child’s definition of “bare essentials” and sat her down for a serious discussion.

            “Serena,” her mother started, “this is not the bare essentials.” The older woman gestured at the teen’s mess.

            “I was basing it off what we take on vacation,” Serena shrugged. “It’s not like I’m taking my whole room.”

            “Serena,” Romeda sighed. “As a worker, you’ll be expected to live simply and plainly. And as a Diane, you’ll be expected to dedicate your entire being to the royal family.”

            “Which means?” Serena paled.

            “Especially early on, you won’t have time for anything but work, sleeping, and eating,” her mother explained. “Besides, you likely won’t have room for half of this.” Romeda sifted through the pieces of entertainment Serena packed. “Being a Diane maid is beyond a full-time job. Even in your off hours, you won’t have the energy to so much as read a book. At least, not for a while.”

            “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Serena nearly smashed her head into the ground. “They don’t even read? How do they stay sane?”

            “I wonder that, too,” Romeda muttered. “In any case, you also won’t need this many clothes. You’ll only need two changes, three tops. Something you could comfortably sleep and rest in and something you can wear casually outside of work during your rare days off.”

            ‘Dear Lord,’ the teen pressed her head into her hands.

            “And Serena,” her mom picked up the hair products, “a hairbrush is fine, but you will not need all this. You’ll spend more time doing the princess’s hair than your own.”

            ‘What next?’ The conversation began to crush Serena under the weight of reality.

            “And another thing…” Romeda continued.

            “Enough,” Serena yelled as she threw her hands in the air, startling her mother. “I mean, I need some air.” The teen got up and raced out of her room.

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            “Screw this whole thing,” Serena dragged herself through the neighborhood. ‘I could just run, but I wouldn’t know where I’d go or how long I could last on my own.’ The raven-haired girl slumped against a light post. It was the middle of a weekday, so the community was dead quiet. ‘I wonder if I could get out of this…without maiming myself…Even if I did that, I’m sure the high nobles are wealthy enough to fix anything wrong with me short of death… I’m sure as hell not faking my death…’ The teen silently lamented her situation. Perhaps if she stood there long enough, some answer to her quandary would come. Alas…

            “Serena, I challenge you!” The silver-haired girl burst onto the scene.

            “Oh no, not now,” Serena groaned.

            “You may have gotten the better of me last time but today-!” The spirited girl began her usual spiel.

            “Sorry, I don’t have the energy to deal with you today,” Serena turned away.

            “W-what?” The silver-haired girl was taken aback. “Coward! Face me like a man.”

            ‘I definitely don’t have the energy to unpack that,’ the teen rolled her eyes. “Listen, I’m not going to be around here much longer, so you’ll need to find someone else to play with. Sorry,” Serena replied sourly.

            “That’s stupid. You can’t run away yet. I haven’t beaten you!” The silver-haired girl blustered. “Stop lying and accept my challenge.”

            ‘I really don’t have time for this,’ Serena groaned and slumped against the light post.

            “Hey, don’t you look away from-” The crazy girl grabbed Serena’s shoulder and forced the other teen to look her in the eye. “Oh,” the silver-haired girl stopped as soon as she saw Serena’s expression. “You’re not lying?”

            “Of course not,” Serena forced the other girl off her. “It’s been fun…I guess...now go away. I need to be alone for a while.” The raven-haired girl began to walk away.

            “No!” The silver-haired girl shouted. “This isn’t how the story is supposed to end. You can’t go until I beat you,” she stamped her feet.

            ‘Oh Lord, she’s such a…child,’ Serena realized. ‘Children, huh?’ The teen glanced over at the currently empty yard where the neighborhood’s children often played. ‘Is this what I have to look forward to? Dealing with a spoiled child all the time?’

            “I won’t let you leave, Serena,” the spirited girl pointed at her. “I challenge you to a race around the world!”

            ‘Now that I think about it…’ Serena considered. “Alright, let’s start on three.”

            “Oh no, I’m not falling for that again,” the silver-haired girl shook her head.

            ‘Yeah, that would have been too easy,’ Serena chuckled. “You’re right. You’re too smart for that,” the teen lied. “Like I said, I have to leave soon, but I might be back one day. Wait for me, and then we can race around the world. How about that?”

            “Hmm,” the silver-haired girl pursed her lips. “I don’t know.”

            “Alright, have it your way,” Serena flipped around, “goodbye forever.”

            “Wait, don’t go,” the other girl pleaded. “I’ll wait, but you better come back, you hear me!” The silver-haired girl pumped her fist.

            “Of course, it’s a promise,” Serena shrugged and walked away. ‘Well, I can handle that part of the job at least. I still don’t like this, but I’ve got a good head on my shoulders. I can handle it.’ The raven-haired girl resolved. ‘And then, one day, maybe I’ll barter my way into coming home. I made a promise, after all.’ The teen continued her walk through the neighborhood.

            ‘If this be my destiny, I don’t have to like it,’ Serena decided, ‘but I’ll face it without complaint, at least.’

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Eptáber 20th 757

            The rest of the week passed by far too quickly, and before Serena knew it, Lady Aphros had returned. With her new resolution and advice from her mother, the teen managed to slim down her luggage to the bare essentials. A few changes of clothes, standard toiletries, her wallet, and her phone.

            “So, this is really it?” Serena asked her mother the morning of her departure.

            “That is it,” Romeda confirmed. “Now, you’re more than prepared.” It was a strange statement to Serena as, despite her mother’s affirmations, she had never felt so ill-prepared in her life. Especially as Aphros landed in front of her house with a noble’s hovercraft.

            “Ready to go?” Aphros popped out of the vessel. “I hope you’ve said your goodbyes. It could be quite some time before you see each other again.”

            Serena turned to her mother as the older woman still clutched her left arm in unease. The two shared a knowing glance before hugging. “See you later,” Serena said, “I promise I’ll keep in touch.” Her mother said nothing and only nodded. Her strained features betrayed the presence of the flood of tears she held back.

            “I want to thank you again for your family’s service,” Aphros approached Romeda and held out a hand. “I promise to watch over your daughter.”

            “Thank you,” Serena’s mother accepted the handshake as she put on a brave face.

            Aphros led Serena to the hovercraft; the vessel superficially resembled an early 21st-century car. It had four doors, the driver sat up front, it possessed a radio, air conditioner, cupholders and shared the same vague shape. Beyond that, the two vehicles couldn’t be any more different.

            As Serena was welcomed into the passenger seat, she noted the vehicle’s distinct difference from any she had sat in before. It wasn’t that it was luxurious. The concept had lost all meaning in her society; what was once considered luxury had become the universal standard. Regality, on the other hand, had remained much more special. The royal seal, a yellow waxing gibbous moon backed by a crossed sword and staff, was emblazoned on each surface. Every panel, button, and knob seemed custom-crafted. It not only felt decadent, but it also felt sturdy, as though it could tank a direct hit from a missile or bomb.

            Naturally, the sensation of taking her first step into an entirely different world sent Serena’s head for a loop. It didn’t even feel right for her to sit in the vehicle, yet it still lifted off with her in tow. The young woman took one last look out the window at her mother and home. The structure may have been modest by her society’s absurd standards, but it was still home to Serena. Alas, even a building of that size seemed relatively small all of a sudden as Serena watched it and her mother disappear into the distance as they flew away.

            Lady Aphros flew the craft high into the sky, granting Serena a perfect view of their lovely city of New Celene. It was sometimes easy to forget they lived in a kingdom crafted from gemstones, but the bird’s eye view quickly reminded Serena of that fact. The many structures that dotted the skyline shone with a rainbow-like hue. Buildings of ruby, sapphire, emerald, and crystal shined from one end of the horizon to the other. At the back, towering above all the others, was the royal palace, where the Queen and her family lived and ruled, where Serena would soon spend the rest of her life.

            “Beautiful, isn’t it?” Lady Aphros asked. “Not many have a permit to fly this high, but working with the royal family comes with its privileges. Even though you’ll just be a maid, you’ll get a share of them too.”

            “Y-yeah,” Serena nodded, remembering what she was here for. Her gaze drifted back to the palace. The memory of the dream from the other night surfaced at the back of her mind.

            “I get it. It’s a lot to take in,” Aphros comforted the younger woman. “Don’t worry, we’re not flying straight to the palace. Your training will be in that fort next to it,” Aphros gestured towards a building next to the palace. The structure was easily missed amid the palace’s eternal majesty, but it was there if you looked. It was a sturdy-looking building, and Serena could barely make out the sight of dozens of figures running about its courtyard.

            “But wait, isn’t that a military base or something?” Serena inquired. “For training soldiers?”

            “Yes,” Aphros confirmed. “It’s where they train the palace guards and some elite soldiers. They’re mostly workers too.”

            “I thought you said I was training to be a maid?” Serena pointed out.

            “You are,” the blonde affirmed.

            “Then why the military base?” Serena exclaimed.

            “You’ll see,” Aphros assured. The noblewoman pulled the hovercraft down and brought it to a landing in the middle of the fort’s courtyard. Technically, the fort could be seen as a mere extension of the palace, as it sat right in the larger structure’s outer perimeter. It certainly felt as much to Serena as she stepped out of the hovercraft and saw the palace up close for the first time. The building’s monolithic size made Serena dizzy just trying to comprehend it. “We can gawk later. There’s something we got to do first,” Aphros urged the teen onward.

            The noble guided Serena through the fort, passed the training soldiers and guards and entered the main building. Within, the two weaved through the orderly mass of men and women in uniform before arriving at a large office in the back. Aphros popped open the door and beckoned Serena to follow her inside.

            “Drill Sergeant, here’s the girl I was talking about,” Aphros chirped as she entered the room.

            “Hello?” Serena said meekly behind her. The drill sergeant, who, despite the title, was actually a fully armored knight, looked down at Serena through his helmet.

            “This girl?” He gestured. “Are you sure she’s-?”

            “Positive,” Aphros assured, “she just needs some real training to kick her into shape.”

            ‘What?’ Serena thought.

            “Well, what did her physical say?” The sergeant asked. “I want to know what I’m working with.”

            ‘Physical?’ Serena grew more confused.

            “Oh, well, that’s why she’s here. You guys can handle that, right?” Aphros fluttered her eyelashes.

            “Lady Aphros,” the sergeant sighed. “Alright, it’s not too much trouble, at least.”

            “Thanks, Sarge. I’ll leave her in your care then,” Aphros beamed before disappearing out the door. Much to Serena and the sergeant’s shock.

            “Lady Aphros, we haven’t…Lord,” the sergeant sighed before looking at Serena. “Give me a second,” he sat at his desk and pulled out a phone built into his computer. “Greg, do we have any spare bunks in the women’s barracks? Alright, do we have any spare rooms? What do you mean technically? Whatever just get it set up…Yes, it’s Lady Aphros related…Thanks.”

            ‘I don’t like where this is going,’ Serena silently admitted.

            “We need to have you undergo a physical before we begin the training, liability reasons,” Sarge explained. “But our doctors are busy today, so we’ll deal with that tomorrow. Until then, I was going to put you in one of our barracks, but we’re full. So, we’ll need to put you into a smaller spare room for the time being.”

            ‘I’m not going to enjoy this, am I?’ Serena realized, and she was correct. Sarge directed her to the other end of the base, far away from the other living quarters, to a small, secluded room.

            As Serena laid eyes on her new, temporary home, her heart sank right into the floor. Her new bed, if it could even be called that, was more of a cot shoved in the corner of a hastily cobbled-together structure that could be charitably described as a bedroom. It was obviously an unused supply closet in its past life as it carried a scent of dust and cleaning solution.

            The teen had expected to downsize, likely sharing a room a third of the size of her old one with someone else. Yet, this wasn’t even a tenth the size of her old bedroom. It was barely the size of a modest bathroom. Plus, it was not exactly built to house a person long-term. Heck, it was not built to accommodate a person at all, yet here she was.

            ‘Oh Lord, what have I gotten myself into?’ Serena groaned.

To Be Continued…

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The start of a new job can be a harrowing time. Especially if you have to move and downsize from your current accommodations.

Author Notes: It lives! So yeah, the last chapter was released in November, whoops. Okay, I'm done goofing around, I'm sitting on way too much content out of anxiety over its quality, so I'm just going to start pushing out what I do have over the next few weeks. I got two more shorts ready to go, and at least two more chapters. This chapter was honestly done in its current form in December (and so was three), but again I was anxious (but not so much anymore).

As for the chapter itself, I basically split off the opening paragraphs of the original chapter 2 and expanded it into its own section. We had Serena's life before the news, now it's time for her to say goodbye to her old life one bit at a time. I also wanted to establish a reason as to why she goes through these early sections without complaint.

I didn't want to linger on her "normal life" too long though, because that's not what this story is about. So, this chapter is also one of transition. She moves from her home to the fort, which in the story is serving as a holding area, a sort of step between her new and old life. You got to ease into this sort of thing as we'll see in the following chapters as this reality outside slowly gives way to the insanity inside the palace (but let's not get ahead of ourselves).

Until next time, Read, Comment and Enjoy.