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“How old is Lady Aphros anyway?” Serena asked Orion one day out of the blue. The other worker froze as he considered the question. “I take it you don’t know then?”
“I…No,” Orion admitted. “It’s not like she hid it from me. I just never asked.”
“Give me a minute,” Serena pulled out her phone and searched Aphros’s name. “Let’s see what Celenpedia has to say.”
“Now that I think about it, I don’t think I know any of the noble’s ages,” Orion admitted. “I only know that Atlanta is 16 and Irene is 9…I think.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me. There’s no way she’s 35,” Serena exclaimed as she read the information on her phone. “When was this last edited… Október 2nd?”
“That’s Aphros’s birthday,” Orion commented.
“Who edited this…? AiAm0Venus69?” Serena checked the edit history. “Wow, really? Well, I’ve got the waybackwhenmachine. Let’s see what this used to say…ten years ago, maybe?”
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Meanwhile, Lady Aphros sensed a disturbance in the force. She leaped up from her desk and ran out through her office window, much to her assistant’s confusion.
“Not again,” the assistant sighed.
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“So, date and year of birth is…” Serena hummed as she waited for the page to load.
“You all worry too much. I’m still in the prime of my life,” Aphros busted into the room through Serena’s tiny window.
“Lady Aphros?” Orion jumped to attention.
“How did you even know what we’re talking about? Are you spying on me now?” Serena was taken aback but didn’t take her eye off the phone.
“I’m a young go-getter with my best years still in front of me,” Aphros insisted. “I’m not 40 yet, I swear.”
“That makes no sense. According to Celenpedia, you’d have been 16 or 17 when Orion was born,” Serena pointed out. “And the way you told me that story, it sounded like you were at least his parent’s age, if not older. So, either his parents gave birth as teenagers and handed their baby over to another teenager, or you’re lying.”
“It’s nothing important. You shouldn’t focus on such minor details,” Aphros became more frantic.
“I bet you don’t want me to…” Serena looked at her phone now that the page had loaded. “Ha, according to this archived page, you’re at least 45, but it looks like the history of your page goes back…that’s a lot of years.”
“I swear I’m still young,” Aphros asserted. “New rule: looking up the history of my Celenpedia page is banned. Effective immediately.”
“Don’t worry, Lady Aphros, I won’t tell a soul,” Serena lied.
“Good, now go back to whatever you two were doing,” Aphros turned on her heel and climbed back through the window.
“What…what was that?” Orion was stunned.
“The stupidest conspiracy ever,” Serena rolled her eyes.
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"You never ask a lady her age! You never questions a lady's age! I'm not 40 yet, I swear!"
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