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The lovely beach planet of Cedar-7
is the perfect destination for a private getaway or a trip with the whole
family. Visit the beautiful beaches, untouched by pollution or industry, that
stretch across the entire planet. Enjoy our fantastic selection of beachside
clubs and restaurants. Do you favor seafood, frozen treats, or exotic wines?
Well, they have it all. When you’re tired, take a rest at one of our beachfront
houses or resort hotels. On Cedar-7 everything is beachfront property, so
you’re guaranteed to have a magnificent view of the ocean.
Want more to do? Rent a boat and go
out on the endless ocean. Hire a ride from one of our beachside horse ranches.
Take a seat at one of our mega-piers and fish up some trophies for your mantel.
Just don’t go out too far now, and if you see bubbles on the water’s surface
that’s no fish, you want to bother with.
Concerned about the weather? Don’t,
Cedar-7 is one of the calmest* planets in the galaxy, tidal waves, earthquakes,
and hurricanes are such a rarity you’d sooner win the lottery. As long as you
remain in the resort areas, you won’t even have to consider your safety. There
are no gangs after your money, no coyotes after your pets, no sharks to
interrupt your swimming. Just remember, on the resort you’ll be safe as can be.
Have any more concerns? Reach out to
our help desk, they’ll answer any question you might have, and can even put you
in contact with our highly trained** team of tour guides. However, they are not
at liberty to talk about the area outside of the resort, nor can the guides
take you there. Why? Well, that’s nothing you need to worry about, just don’t
leave the resort, okay?
So come on down to Cedar-7, the
safest resort on this side of the galaxy.*** (Days since last incident 87 0).
*According to the Cedar-7
Meteorology Institute, this research is not supported by any government
organizations.
**Cedar-7 Resort training
regulations are not endorsed by the Intergalactic Mariner’s Association
***This claim is tot supported by
any official government organization. Federal investigation pending.
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