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Showing posts with label Wanted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wanted. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Help Wanted: Cats and Ladders



Help Wanted: Looking for tall, agile and/or super powered applicants to become professional cat rescuers. Ladders and rope will be provided on site. Will pay $12 an hour to start.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Wanted: As Seen On T.V.



Wanted Dead or Alive: The guy who stole my Television last week. Reward: $500, a backrub and a new T.V. Bonus if you enact justice on him with a television.

Friday, June 10, 2016

Wanted: Dead or Alive



Wanted Dead or Alive: Pablo "The Human Diaper" McSpanishman III. Reward: $11,000, my daughter's hand in marriage, a keg of beer and a talking monkey who smokes cigars. Inquire within.