Help Wanted: Looking for tall, agile and/or super powered
applicants to become professional cat rescuers. Ladders and rope will be
provided on site. Will pay $12 an hour to start.
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Tuesday, July 5, 2016
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Wanted: As Seen On T.V.
Wanted Dead or Alive: The guy who stole my Television last
week. Reward: $500, a backrub and a new T.V. Bonus if you enact justice on him
with a television.
Friday, June 10, 2016
Wanted: Dead or Alive
Wanted Dead or Alive: Pablo "The Human Diaper"
McSpanishman III. Reward: $11,000, my daughter's hand in marriage, a keg of
beer and a talking monkey who smokes cigars. Inquire within.
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