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Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Eclectic Narratives #17 - New Year's Resolution to Failure [#150]

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           “In this new year, I’m going to cut down on alcohol, quit the junk food, and lose all this extra weight,” he proclaimed. “By the end of the year, I’ll be a whole new man.”
           “Yeah right, one miracle at a time,” his friend laughed.
           “Have a little faith,” he became agitated.
           “Fine, in this new year, I’m going to cure all the world’s known diseases, end world hunger, and became king of France,” the friend joked.
           “Isn’t that a little unrealistic?” He gave his friend a doubtful look.
           “No more than yours,” the friend countered.
           “Hey, don’t act like it’s impossible for me to improve myself,” he became offended.
           “Improve? No, that’s not impossible,” the friend reiterated. “You might fix one of those problems over two years, with a little help, but not all three in one year.”
           “What makes you think that?” He asked.
           “Remember two years ago when you said you’d become a great painter by the end of that year?” The friend reminded him.
           “Yeah?” He gulped.
           “I think you picked up a paintbrush twice that year,” his friend explained. “Once to paint, the second time to throw it away eight months later.”
           “That was the old me, you’ll see I’ll be a changed man this year, you’ll see,” he stomped away.
           “Knock yourself out,” the friend replied.
~--~ 1 Month Later ~--~
           “So how’d that becoming a changed man thing turn out?” The friend approached him.
           “The what?” He replied, a beer in one hand and a bag of chips in the other. “Do you mind? I’m in the middle of binging my favorite show.”
           “Sure, I’ll leave you alone,” the friend agreed, “knock yourself out.”

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Resolving to improve yourself is fine and good, but you actually have to follow through for it to mean anything.

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