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Super Villain University (SVU) is the leading school in the country for villainous hopefuls to receive the education they need. The starting point for mad scientists, super soldiers, and mutant freaks from all walks of life. Always remember our motto, “World Domination begins here!”
Courses:
EVIL-101 Introduction to Super Villainy
Students will examine the basic requirements for becoming a super-villain and analyze what defines a modern super-villain.
Prerequisite: None
Credits: 3
Course Objectives:
- Learn the basics of super-villainy.
- Define the modern super-villain.
- Analyze a brief history of super-villains.
- Distinguish super-villainy from regular villainy.
- Understand core principles behind super-villainy.
EVIL-102 Elements of Super Villainy
EVIL-103 Becoming an Archnemesis
EVIL-201 Advanced Super Villainy
EVIL-212 Advanced Monologuing
EVIL-213 Posing and Proclamations
EVIL-220 Time Management
EVIL-221 Anger Management
EVIL-314 Fools I’ll Destroy Them All!
EVIL-323 Minion Leadership
Students will analyze the proper way to lead an army of minions, henchmen, and lackeys. From ruling through fear to fostering loyalty, all aspects of leadership shall be thoroughly discussed.
Prerequisite: EVIL-201
Credits: 4
Course Objectives:
- Understand what it means to be a leader.
- Analyze various methods to choose one’s minions.
- Determine the best way to lead your chosen minions.
- Practice fostering loyalty.
- Understand how and when to punish failure.
MDSC-101 Introduction to Mad Science
MDSC-201 Advanced Mad Science
MDSC-203 Introduction to Doomsday Devices
Students will be tasked with creating their first doomsday device and will analyze the principles behind doomsday devices and their functions in super-villainy
Prerequisite: MDSC-101
Credits: 3
Course Objectives:
- Construct your first doomsday device.
- Analyze doomsday device principles.
- Understand the relationship between a mad scientist and their doomsday device.
- Learn the purpose behind self-destruct mechanisms.
MDSC-231 Toiling in God’s Domain
Students will be able to alter the fundamental fabric of genetics, either modifying existing creatures or creating their own twisted horrors that spit in the eye of God from scratch.
Prerequisite: MDSC-201
Credits: 3
Course Objectives:
- Analyze genetics on common creatures and how they can be changed.
- Understand basic gene splicing and other genetic alteration methods.
- Construct your own monster from the ground up.
- Discuss the ethics of toiling in God’s domain.
Recommended Reading:
Frankenstein – The original mad scientist
Dealing With Your Own Frankenstein’s Monster – A discussion of the ethics surrounding the creation of mutant abominations and how to treat yours right.
So I Turned My Ex-wife Into A Harpy – A cautionary tale about the misuse of gene-splicing coming back to harm you.
MDSC-243 Principles of Self-Destruct Mechanisms
MDSC-274 The Mechanics of Death Chambers
MDSC-313 Engineering Giant Robots and Other Massive Weapons
EARC-101 Introduction to Evil Architecture
EARC-201 Designing your Evil Lair
EVMG-101 The Basics of Evil Magic
EVMG-102 Common Spells of Evil Wizards
EVMG-301 Summoning Dark Beings from Beyond the Veil
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A good education is always a wise investment (even for super-villains).
Okay, this isn't much of a short story, but I had this goofy idea and I needed write it out.
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