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Alert
To All Employees
Effective immediately, the break room in building three
will be closed until further notice, in the name of employee safety. Any
employees caught in the vicinity will be reprimanded. Any employees found
inside will be terminated immediately. This warning is not a drill or early
April Fool’s joke.
Some of you may be aware of the altercation in the break
room earlier today. The company guarantees you that the majority of the rumors
are exaggerated or twisted renditions of the truth. Reports anyone who says
otherwise to your nearest superior.
Our hearts go out to those in building three that had to
watch this incident in full. The company promises to compensate you for your
time. To all other employees, we ask that you do not pester your coworkers
about the details. If you have any legitimate concerns that this event may
adversely affect you or your department, please contact HR, or better yet, your
immediate supervisor or manager.
Also, Dr. Thomas Corvin, please report to upper
management for questioning. Other employees, please be advised that Dr. Corvin
is not to leave the premises for any reason. If you see him or speak to him,
alert your supervisor or manager. Any employees who aids Dr. Corvin in leaving
the premises will be terminated. Any employee who does not report a sighting of
Dr. Corvin will be reprimanded and potentially terminated.
Remember, the company has your best interest at heart,
please do the right thing.
Warm Regards,
Dr. Jackson Valentine
CEO & Founder
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I can't think of a good pseudo-philosphical quip to put here today, so:
Something, something companies making mistakes, covering up the truth and blaming someone tangentially related.
There that should do.
I'm attempting unorthodox methods of storytelling right now, in this case indirectly telling a story (if that makes sense). This is one of my favorite methods of storytelling because it lets the reader's imagination race with possibilities. Expect a few more like these in the near future, I was on some kind of evil corporation kick last week.
Until next time, Read, Comment and Enjoy
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